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CraftyFacts: Smile Edition

amusing, amusing facts, cheerful, CraftyFacts, delightful, Edition, facts, Fascinating, Feel-Good, Fun, Happy, happy facts, Heartwarming, INTERESTING, interesting facts, joy, joyous facts, Laughter, light-hearted, Positive, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land of endless cake and puppies. Don’t miss out on all the fun and laughter, join now and let the madness begin!

ClimateCraft Server

climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate resilience, climate science, climate solutions, climate summit, ClimateCraft, environmental crisis, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, natural disasters, record temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, UN warning

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz the world is literally on fire and the UN is all like “yo, we in climate hell right now.” but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all that heat and chill in our virtual world where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might stumble upon him and have a legendary battle. so come on, join us and let’s turn this climate hell into a minecraft paradise!

RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1596	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchantments Applied:	105	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

drag queens, DragCraft, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender performance, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, mistaken identity, not a drag queen, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Buildings Constructed:	50	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!

Minecraft server: FapCraft – Fapping Together!

66388973, adult content, ANONYMOUS, Buying, Community, discussion, Edition, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, forum, ftt, Intimacy, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Pleasure, relationships, schlickin, Server, sharing

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Astral Projections Made:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe a little something more 😉 Join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where we embrace the art of lewds and the science of fappin’ and schlickin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly players who were all just as eager to fap together. They built a giant monument dedicated to the joys of fappin’, complete with a fountain that spurted out lube instead of water. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find special events like the “What’re ya buying? hehehe” edition, where players can trade rare items for even rarer… um, services. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other Minecraft server.

So come join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your internet connection. 😉

Dad’s Not-So-Sonny Sibling Squad

Adopted, adoption, BIRTHDAYS, Blood, Bond, brother, Dads, Employee, experiences, family, Father, holidays, IMPORTANCE, invalidating, Legal, NotSoSonny, only child, pressured, relationship, sibling, Situation, Son, squad

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1596	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a girl who refuses to call her dad’s employee her brother, much to the dismay of her adopted boyfriend.

Watch as tensions rise over the definition of family and blood connections, all while trying to survive and thrive in the blocky world of Minecraft. Will love conquer all, or will this family feud tear them apart? Join now to find out and maybe even adopt a virtual sibling of your own!

AnnoyingAF Minecraft Server

aggravating language, aggravating sayings, annoying idioms, annoying phrases, annoying words, AnnoyingAF, bothersome language, bothersome phrases, frustrating sayings, frustrating words, grating language, irksome expressions, irritating cliches, irritating expressions, irritating pet peeves, irritating phrases, irritating sayings, Minecraft, most annoying phrase, Pet Peeves, Server, vexing phrases, vexing words

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Are you tired of hearing “git gud” every time you get blown up by a creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no git gud” policy! That’s right, you can be as bad at the game as you want and still have a blast building your dream world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your creations? That’s right, no more worrying about trolls ruining your hard work – our llama squad has got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And remember, on our server, the only thing you need to “git gud” at is having a good time.