neolithic revolution

That’s How Human History Goes Minecraft SMP

agriculture invention, ancient history, Civilization, civilization birth, future is female, gaia, great deluges, History, Human, human evolution, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, Lilith, matriarchal society, men in civilization, Minecraft, Mother Earth worship, Mother Goddess, neolithic revolution, patriarchal society, primordial, skyfather, smp, societal transition, spiritual traditions

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question the very fabric of human history? Look no further! Join our server where we reenact the great betrayal of humanity by the mother goddess through epic deluges and wild animal taming.

Experience the neolithic revolution like never before as you cultivate crops and watch your lifespan decrease before your very eyes. But hey, at least you’ll be part of the birth of civilization, right?

Join us as we explore the transition from the nurturing “Gaia” to the unpredictable demon “Lilith” in a world where only men can sustain civilization. Who needs the future to be female when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous way possible?

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Crafty Hitler’s Minecraft Server

antisemitism, Crafty, discrimination, european history, Genocide, History, hitler, Hitlers, Holocaust, Jewish culture, Jewish history, Jews, judaism, Martin Luther, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, religious persecution, Roman emperors, Server, Stereotypes, world war II

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Menorah on Hanukkah? Look no further! Our server is so modern, even antisemitism is trying to keep up with the times. Forget about Hitler, we’ve got Martin Luther and Roman emperors causing chaos in our virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, insane stories, and a community that’s as diverse as a bagel buffet. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why this server is the chosen one!

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LongTimeNoChatMinecraft SMP

attention seeking, betacuck, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, DUMPED, emotional connection, Emotional support, ex boyfriend, ex-partner, ghosting, long time no talk, LongTimeNoChatMinecraft, orbiter, reconnect, relationship, seeking closure, smp, text message, validation, validation seeking, validation seeking behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the drama and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for wild adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the sheep into flying pigs and chaos ensued. Or the epic battle between two players over who had the best pet parrot (spoiler alert: it ended in a dance-off).

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond sword hidden within, you’ll gain the power to control the weather in-game.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

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WeddingCraft: No Plus-Ones Allowed!

Allowed, brother, compromise, DATING, disagreement, entitled, family, Girlfriend, guest list, Happy, intimate ceremony, last minute, out of state, outing, PlusOnes, private chef, relationship, Rude, Son, unreasonable, Wedding, WeddingCraft, young boy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and intimacy just like the OP’s wedding! We only invite the coolest and craziest players to join us in our virtual world.

Just like the OP’s brother’s new girlfriend, we welcome new players with open arms…as long as they don’t bring their 8-year-old son to the house rental. We have strict rules about who can crash our virtual parties!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of entitlement. Who knows, you might even find love in our pixelated world. So come on, don’t be the asshole – join our Minecraft server today!

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DinoRevival – Minecraft SMP

animal conservation, animal diversity, animal extinction, Animal protection, animal rights, animal species, animal welfare, Biodiversity, bring back, conservation, DinoRevival, Endangered species, environmental preservation, extinct animal, extinct creatures, extinct species, extinct wildlife, Minecraft, prehistoric animals, smp, species revival, wildlife, wildlife preservation

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to bring back extinct animals like the legendary dodo bird or the majestic woolly mammoth! Our server has a secret time machine hidden in the spawn area that allows players to travel back in time and rescue these long-lost creatures. Imagine riding a saber-toothed tiger into battle or having a pet pterodactyl as your loyal companion. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to reshape the course of history with your very own hands!

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That’s How Human History Goes Minecraft SMP

Crafty Hitler’s Minecraft Server

LongTimeNoChatMinecraft SMP

WeddingCraft: No Plus-Ones Allowed!

DinoRevival – Minecraft SMP