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SMPGoddessCraft – The Real Minecraft SMP Shin Megami Tensei General

3DS Texture Packs, Digital Devil Saga, fusion autists, general, Giten Megami Tensei, MEGAMI, Megaten Fusion Tools, Minecraft, neocities site, OST scans, Patch 1.0.2, PC-98, real, Shin, Shin Megami Tensei, smp, SMPGoddessCraft, SMT V, smtg, SteamDB, streaming services, Tensei, texture packs, translation patch, useful links, Vengeance OST, worldwide sales

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2356	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1974	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans!

We have a partial translation patch for PC-98 that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Plus, our Vengeance OST scans are so epic, they’ll make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot potato!

Did you know that SMT V & Vengeance have sold over 1.6 million copies worldwide? That’s right, we’re basically the hottest Minecraft SMP in the universe! And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Patch 1.0.2 for Vengeance – it’s gonna blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have Megaten Fusion Tools for all you fusion autists out there, 3DS Texture Packs that will make your eyes pop, and Digital Devil Saga soundtracks available on digital streaming services. And if that’s not enough, we even have an old neocities site with useful links (even though it’s no longer updated)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Filtered Me Minecraft Server

app, Crafty, DELETED, Digital, filtered, Game, game deletion, game removal, game removed, game uninstallation, game uninstalled, Gaming, Minecraft, removed game, REMOVED.., Server, software, Technology, Uninstall, uninstallation, UNINSTALLED, Uninstaller, uninstalling

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy anymore? Well, look no further because our server will literally blow your mind (in a good way, we promise)! We have unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored creepers, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours, allowing you to soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players below. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (seriously, we’ve had players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were having so much fun). Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

anger, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, bros, brotherhood, confusion, emotional pain, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling deceived, feeling hurt, feeling lost, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, Minecraft, paul, pquotWhy, questioning motives, regret, Revenge, seeking answers, seeking closure, Seeking Justice, SMPquotp

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mines Excavated:	1824
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Bond, chance, dad’s wedding, DadsWeddingDrama, dislike, DISRESPECTFUL, Fake, family, fiancée, Friend, hurt, hurtful, immature, Minecraft, questions, refusing, relationship, selfish, Server, Support

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

WifeOverDaughterCraft

aita, autism, Boundaries, Challenges, Choosing, Communication, conflict_resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, discipline, Empathy, exclusion, family, favoritism, parenting, relationships, Support, tantrums, Understanding, Wife, WifeOverDaughterCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

LoveStruck SMP

bittersweet, emotional, ex-partner, first crush, first love, HEARTBREAK, longing, lost love, love life, Lovestruck, Memories, Nostalgia, past relationships, Reflection, relationships, Reminiscing, sentimental, smp, teenage romance, unforgettable, wistful, young love

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchantments Applied:	186	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crops Grown:	6045

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

BlockyConspiracy

BELIEF, BlockyConspiracy, Certainty, conjecture, conviction, doubt, Evidence, FAITH, Hypothesis, intuition, knowledge, philosophy, proof, skepticism, speculation, theory, Truth, uncertainty, unprovable

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	3571
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

beirut blast, beirut explosion, Beirut suburb, BeirutBoom, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, Destruction, global impact, international news, Israeli airstrike, Lebanese crisis, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, Minecraft, rare airstrike, Server, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7441	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

Alliance, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, Military, military technology, modern weapons, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Plan, SECURITY, strategy, supplies, Ukraine, Ukraines, Victory, victory plan

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16

so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

485M, atmospheric changes, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate patterns, earth’s history, Environmental Science, Global, global temperatures, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwave, historical data, human impact, long term trends, past warming events, Phanerozoic, Phanerozoic era, scientific research, temperature analysis, temperature fluctuations, temperature range, temperature records, warming, Yrs

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

EnderLife

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Towns Built:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

play.enderlife.online:25679