NeoBards Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

BlockyBodzCraft

BlockyBodzCraft, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body empowerment, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ores Mined:	9707

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!

TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, national security, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political negotiations, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, TerritoryTrade, Ukraine, ukrainians, War with Russia

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	114	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!

KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!

aggression, Attacks, border disputes, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, european union, Fronts, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, nato, Russia-Ukraine tensions, Russian, russians, SECURITY, Ukrainian defences, WARFARE

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians attacking from all sides like a crazy game of whack-a-mole! defend ukraine from the onslaught of borscht-loving invaders in Kursk Oblast! build your own bunker and stock up on vodka to survive the chaos! will you be the hero that saves the day or the potato that gets mashed by the russians? join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Sick Teen Influenza Outbreak

influenza, outbreak, sick, Teen

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	179
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

come join our minecraft server, where the only illness you’ll catch is a severe case of laughter! we’ve got pigs that can do the macarena, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers who break out into spontaneous dance parties.

one time, a player got infected with the influenza A(H5N1) virus in the game, but instead of getting sick, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot fireballs from their hands! it was wild, man.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat, come join us! plus, we have free virtual tacos every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

MARVELG8 Minecraft server

#serverowner, action, Adventure, Avengers, Community, creator, FANTASY, Gaming, Marvel, MarvelG8, MarvelUniverse, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nomods, OnlineGame, Server, Superheroes, Supervillains, Villains

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

MARVEL HAS SUPER HEROES AND SUPER VILLAINS. AND WITHOUT MODS. If they don’t tell you anything on the server, then the creator of the server has moved away WAIT FOR ME

MARVEL8.aternos.me:26241

Eternal Frost Realm 1.21

bored, busy, CRAWL, distraction, Drama, drama dries out, ETERNAL, FEBRUARY, Februrary, Feeding, frost, Generals, German whore, Holes, LA Noir, ligbaiting, Mommy, monkeys, Pork, Realm, Sit, start shit, STREAMS

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5380
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Forget about the drama and ligbaiting, come join our Minecraft server in Februrary! We got no monkeys barging in, just epic gamers building and exploring. And guess what? We have LA Noir streams to distract you from mommy’s German whore escapades. Don’t miss out, join now for a wild ride!

SeatReclineGamer420

airplane etiquette, baby, car seat, comfort, Communication, compromise, empty seat, Flight Attendant, INCONVENIENCE, international flight, moving seats, overnight flight, passenger rights, reclining seat, SeatReclineGamer420, Sleep, sucky situation, travel etiquette, TV screen, window seat

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reclining your seat is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we lean back, relax, and enjoy the virtual skies.

Imagine a world where you can recline your seat without fear of judgment or confrontation. Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of real life airplane etiquette.

Embark on a journey filled with thrilling adventures and reclining seats galore. Who needs a window seat when you can have the ultimate comfort of a fully reclined chair?

So come join us on our server and recline to your heart’s content. Just be sure to watch out for any baby car seats lurking behind you – they might just be looking for a comfy spot to nap too!

GrossCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

abhorrent, cringe-worthy, DIRTY, Disgusting, EMBARRASSING, Foul, gross, GrossCraft, ICKY, Minecraft, Nasty, nauseating, off-putting, Repulsive, revolting, Server, shameful, stomach-turning, Ultimate, unhygienic, Unpleasant, UNSANITARY, Vile, yucky

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly outrageous and hilarious moments!

Join us if you want to participate in epic pranks like filling someone’s house with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant cake. We also have regular events like “The Most Gross Thing You’ve Ever Done” competition, where players compete to see who has the most disgusting story to tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players battle it out to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks and tricks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to build a house out of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, things can get pretty crazy around here, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!