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Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	36	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	28	Void Armor Forged:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7784	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mines Excavated:	4464	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	63
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Beliefs, controversial, criticism, Cultural differences, Diversity, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformity, NoOffensePlz, offensive, Open-mindedness, Perception, Perspectives, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance, VALUES

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8192
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

#exciting, adventurous, Communication, Connection, Creative, description, EMOJIS, expressive, FANTASY, fulfillment, Fun, INTIMATE, love, passionate, PixelPleasureCraft, playful, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfaction, satisfying, sex life

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

95th Brigade, border crossing, Border dispute, BorderBreakers, Breakthrough, Claim, Conflict, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, geopolitical tension, international law, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, Russian border, security breach, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian forces, VIOLATION

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Buildings Constructed:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	352403	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

CraftyPutin2021

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, military intervention, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, putin, reconsidered, Relations with Russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine, Western Allies

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?