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Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Approval, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, controversy, CRAZE, data, deaths, DRUG, drug development, excess deaths, EXCITEMENT, financial conflicts of interest, Healthcare, independent advisory panel, Medical Ethics, neurology, new drug, patient safety, pharmaceuticals, questionable efficacy, regulatory approval, safety data

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Towns Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous source., arstechnica, Digital, Digital Media, IMG_0466, internet, Media, media sharing, Minecraft, News, No. 78933527, ONLINE, online content, secret, smp, society, streaming, Tech News, Tech Trends, Technology, Video, video clip, video sharing

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8032
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Ozempic-FreeZone

aita, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, diet talk, eating disorder, friendship, health, judgment, medication, misunderstanding, ozempic, OzempicFreeZone, perspective, self esteem, sensitivity, Support, weight loss

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

accessibility, app, AppAddictMinecraftSMP, Communication, convenience, Customization, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite app, favorite mobile app, Features, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, interface, mobile app, productivity, Smartphone, social media, Technology, user-friendly, why

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dimension Hops:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

BlockBuster10/10

10/10 movie, absolute perfection, all-time favorite, best movie ever, BlockBuster1010, cinematic masterpiece, exceptional cinema, favorite film, highest rating, highly recommended, must see, must watch, perfect film, top choice, top film, top movie, top pick, top rated, top rated movie, top recommendation, ultimate movie

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

PutinCraft2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, nato, political alliances, presidential decisions, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, security concerns, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

2018-2019, Crafty, donald trump, economic impact, economic policy, Economy, employment, global trade, import protection, international relations, job loss, job market, manufacturing industries, protectionism, retaliatory tariffs, rising input costs, Server, supply chain, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, Trouble

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Mines Excavated:	2651

so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!