if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.
Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with epic quests, hidden treasures, and hilarious shenanigans. And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our special “Blowjob Bonanza” event where you can earn in-game currency by, uh, giving blowjobs to other players.
But don’t worry, your virtual girlfriend will be there to help you out and take her cut for organizing the whole thing. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on, join us and let the ridiculousness begin!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a suburb foid girl who will lead you on epic adventures through pixelated lands filled with danger and excitement. But that’s not all, she also has a bunch of chickens that will follow you around and lay golden eggs for you to collect.
Rumor has it that if you can gather enough golden eggs, the foid girl will grant you three wishes! Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Consider it done. Want a chicken-themed castle to rule over? You got it.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the foid girl and her chickens show you a whole new world of Minecraft madness!
Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Steve once rode a dragon into battle on our server and defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a block of dirt. And if you join now, you might just get the chance to do the same!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs licensing dormant IPs when you have a server this insane?!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your diamonds will be shinier, and creepers will start doing the Macarena instead of blowing up your house. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of trading cards, political affiliations, and nonsensical Minecraft shenanigans. Who knows, you might even become the mayor of Alberta one day. Just kidding, that’s not a thing. Or is it? Join now to find out!
Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.
Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.
So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!
Welcome to the Gravitor Network, a fun and diverse Minecraft server where you can enjoy a variety of game modes and activities. Whether you want to fight other players in KitPvP, build your own island in Skyblock, explore and survive in Survival, or play some exciting Minigames, we have something for everyone. Our Minigames include Bedwars, Speedrun, TNTRun and Paintball, so you can test your skills and have a blast. You can also join our discord server to chat with other players, get support from our friendly staff team, and stay updated on the latest news and events. The Gravitor Network is a place where you can make friends, have fun, and unleash your creativity. Join us today and see for yourself!
IP – play.gravitor.net Discord – https://discord.gravitor.net
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TridentMC
Pvp server with good eco and good staff
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A leading Community-based competitive Minecraft network. Skyblock now open.
Join us: play.chaoscraft.org Get updates: https://twitter.com/PlayChaosCraft Discord: http://chaoscraft.org/discord
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Join Our Awesome Minecraft Server For Fun Good Staff 24/7 open Ranks Crates and more! Go to realmmc.mcs.cx
realmmc.mcs.cx:8344
Valerianteam Network featuringSurvival, HCF, Practice, Skyblock
Current modes in development but Practice is online featuringnodebuff, skywars and more + leaderboards,-unranked duels-ranked duels-ArenaPVP-parties and FFA-bot duels-solid anticheat
Practice is currently limted to versions 1.8 (1.7 will soon come)join today!mc.valerianteam.comdiscord: https://discord.gg/6NuhDM7
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Enhanced Friendly Minecraft Server. LarsenCraft is a Family Run Server, aimed to keep the survival aspect, but remove some of the tedious aspects of the game. Always adjusting and updating the server to meet the needs of the community. Come hangout, and just have some fun!
Lots of Plugins: AuctionHouse, Crates, McMMO, Economy, Voting, Shop, and many more.
Join us on Discord. Read the rules, follow them and most importantly HAVE FUN!
larsencraft.com
Welcome to Fewnypie Server! One of the youngest minecraft communities in the world. This is our 1st server!
1. No Griefing 2. PvP 3. Friendly community 4. Incredible economy
Join us now! IP: Fewnypie.minehut.gg
Fewnypie.minehut.gg
JN Network Minecraft Server. Version 1.8 – 1.19.2 (1.19.2 Recommended) SlimeFun, Survival, Residence, Creative, Minigames Join Now!
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KurzgeCraft minecraft server friendly community PvE and optional PvP! this server is based around surviving vanilla minecraft but with friends!
91.134.189.238:25566
