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NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

NEETcraft Minecraft Server

aging, Career Change, comfortable life, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Gender Roles, Happiness, Job, Lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, NEET, NEETcraft, personal growth, Quitting, self-care, Server, societal expectations, societal pressures, stress relief, unemployment, WOMAN, work-life balance

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crops Grown:	5949
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ores Mined:	1762

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape into a world where you can be whoever you want to be? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you can be a forever young, ageless woman with no responsibilities except building epic structures and battling creepers.

Forget about bills and deadlines, on our server you can live out your wildest fantasies without a care in the world. Become the queen of the land, ruling over your subjects with an iron fist made of diamond blocks. Or maybe you prefer to be a mysterious hermit, hiding away in your secret underground lair filled with treasures beyond imagination.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and exploring vast, pixelated landscapes? The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can truly be anything you want to be. Just watch out for those pesky zombies, they have a tendency to ruin even the best laid plans.

NEETcraft: Where Being a NEET is Actually Good!

Burnout, coping, depression, financial stress, Good, ISOLATION, job loss, Job Search, mental health, motivation, NEET, NEETcraft, Recovery, self-care, sick leave, stress, Struggle, Support, Therapy, unemployment, unemployment benefits, wellbeing

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where getting fired from your job is actually a good thing! Why waste your time working when you can mine diamonds all day long and build the most epic creations in the virtual world?

Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world. Who needs a job when you can become a block-building mastermind? Plus, our server is filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to your boring job and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for it!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

diamonds, economic hardship, economic support, financial assistance, Financial Stability, financial support, government assistance, job market, Jobless, living expenses, NEET, NEET benefits, neet lifestyle, NEETcraft, POVERTY, social security, social welfare, societal impact, underemployment, unemployed, unemployment, welfare system, youth unemployment

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

NEETcraft: Spend Your Last NEET Funds Wisely!

bleak future, Despair, financial crisis, financial distress, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggle, financial support, funds, government aid, hopeless, NEET, NEET assistance, NEET benefits, NEET funds, NEET program, NEETcraft, Remaining, spend, Struggling, unemployed, unemployed life, Wisely

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Potions Brewed:	187
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	9729
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of spending your NEET funds on boring things like food and rent? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest NEET dreams without ever having to leave your computer chair! Join us now and say goodbye to responsibilities, because who needs to eat when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers all day long?

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of mining diamonds with their hooves. Join forces with these majestic creatures and become the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies break out into dance parties. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on, join us on our server and say goodbye to the real world. Your NEET funds may be running out, but your adventure is just beginning!

LOL NEETcraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Procrastinators and Gamers with Unfinished Homework! Join Now!

antiwork, Carefree, chilling, Contentment, do nothing, easylife, freedom, Gamers, Happy, homework, Join, Lazy, leisure, Lifestyle, lol, Minecraft, NEET, neet life, NEETcraft, nojob, noresponsibility, PROCRASTINATORS, Relaxation, satisfaction, Server, Ultimate, unemployment, Unfinished, unproductive, work

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	182	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of adulting and just want to be a professional NEET in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate paradise for all the lazy souls out there!

Join us and never worry about working or responsibilities again, because on our server, being a professional NEET is not just a dream, it’s a lifestyle! Build your own little cozy NEET cave, where you can spend hours on end doing absolutely nothing productive.

But wait, there’s more! We have virtual pizza delivery service that brings you unlimited pizza to keep you fueled up for all that gaming. And don’t worry about hygiene, because our virtual showers will keep you clean and shiny, without ever having to leave the comfort of your NEET cave.

So why wait? Join us now and embrace your inner NEET with pride! Let’s build a world where laziness is a virtue and potato chips are the currency!

CraftyKyivDronez

airstrikes, Conflict, CraftyKyivDronez, Defense, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, Espionage, international relations, Military, Military operations, Moscow, political tensions, Russian facilities, SECURITY, strategic targeting, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones from ukraine attacking russian bases near moscow HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PostMenopausalCraft

coronavirus, Covid-19, health outcomes, Healthcare, infected patients, lasting symptoms, Long Haul, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, medical study, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-COVID, post-infection symptoms, postmenopausal women, PostMenopausalCraft, research, survey, Symptoms, Women’s Health

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Potions Brewed:	196
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, on this server, we got postmenopausal women with covid-19 who have been surviving for 8 weeks with symptoms! crazy right? but wait, there’s more! we also got infected patients who still have symptoms after 1 and 2 years! like, how is that even possible? u gotta join this server to see for urself! it’s like a never-ending survival mode but with a twist! so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

IncelCraft Minecraft Server

Birth, DATING, feminism, incel, IncelCraft, internet culture, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, male identity, Masculinity, mental health, mental health issues, Minecraft, Misogyny, online communities, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, social isolation, societal pressures, toxic masculinity

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can witness the birth of an incel! Join us as we watch a lonely player transform into a fedora-wearing, Mountain Dew-chugging, keyboard warrior right before your very eyes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who are constantly throwing wild parties and causing chaos. Can you survive the spooky shenanigans and maybe even become friends with the undead?

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

GrifterTateGetsBusted Minecraft SMP

Arrest warrant, arrested, consequences, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice system, culture, Deception, fraud, grifter, GrifterTateGetsBusted, investigation, Justice, law and order, law enforcement, legal trouble, Minecraft, repeat offender, scandal, smp, Tate, white collar crime

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Potions Brewed:	148	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and questionable decisions! Tate is constantly getting arrested for reasons no one can quite understand – is it because he keeps trying to steal all the diamonds on the server? Or maybe it’s because he insists on building his house out of TNT? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, grifter culture has never been more alive than on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just watch out for Tate and his latest scheme!

SurgeryCraft: NoCigs4Mom

addiction, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, cigarettes, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, generational differences, health concerns, INDEPENDENCE, moral dilemma, NoCigs4Mom, parental expectations, personal values, refusal, secondhand smoke, smoking, Support, surgery recovery, SurgeryCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Are you tired of dealing with cigarette smoke in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the air is always fresh and clean! No secondhand smoke here, just pure pixelated fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about buying cigarettes for your mom after her surgery. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs cigarettes when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you entertained?

Don’t be the asshole who buys cigarettes for their recovering mother, be the hero who saves the day in a virtual world where smoking is banned and adventure awaits around every corner. Join our server now and say goodbye to smoky smells and hello to a smoke-free gaming experience!

WeaponizedUkraine

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, lifting restrictions, military aid, military support, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, security assistance, top diplomat, Ukraine, WeaponizedUkraine, weapons

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mines Excavated:	3358

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, yo. like, we got all the weapons you could ever dream of, like, bazookas and laser guns and even, like, a potato launcher. yeah, you heard me right, a potato launcher. and, like, the best part is, there’s no restrictions on using them. so, like, come join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’s gonna be a blast. literally.

AntarcticInvasion

antarctica, AntarcticInvasion, Biodiversity, Challenges, coastlines, conservation efforts, ecosystems, environmental impact, global warming, invasive species, landmasses, non-native species, remote islands, research, Risk, scientific discovery, southern hemisphere, Southern Ocean islands, species incursions, study, view

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

so, liek, u kno how u always thought Antarctica was all safe from those pesky non-native species? well, THINK AGAIN, my dude. this server is like Antarctica’s worst nightmare come true, with creatures invading from all over the place. we got penguins riding kangaroos, koalas wielding swords, and kiwis flying around dropping bombs. it’s a wild party down here, and you don’t wanna miss out. join now and help defend Antarctica from the invasion of the century! 🐧🦘🐨💣 #AntarcticaUnderAttack #SaveTheIceRealm

BisqueCraft Minecraft Server

BisqueCraft, CHAPTERS, Character development, comedy, COSPLAY, cute, high school, long tail tags, love story, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, pure romance, relationships, romance, school life, seggs, Server, slice of life, sono bisque doll wa koi wo suru, Wholesome

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4916
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us for the next 10 chapters of pure wholesome seggs… I mean, wholesome fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper and a skeleton decided to put their differences aside and open a bakery together. The result? Explosive cupcakes and bone-chilling cookies that will blow your mind (and your taste buds)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava pool? It’s said to have magical properties that will give you the power to fly like an Ender Dragon for a limited time. Just be sure to bring some fire-resistant armor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the lag.

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General Minecrafters

Character Banners, drip marketing, Event, Exhibition, Gacha game, gameplay, general, Honkai, Honkai Impact, Jiaoqiu Trailer, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, Minecrafters, mobile game, new characters, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, star, star rail, strategy, Tales of the Luofu, Thread Template, Trailer, update

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Votes:	1322

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on epic quests like “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” where you’ll battle against the forces of evil with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and some questionable armor choices.

Witness the thrilling “Tales of the Luofu: A New Chapter” exhibition where you’ll uncover ancient secrets and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way (just watch out for creepers).

And don’t even get us started on the “Pneumanull Rice” Jiaoqiu Trailer – it’s a wild ride full of twists, turns, and more rice than you can shake a stick at.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the diamonds your heart desires (or at least until someone steals them from you).

GrownUpGamer123 Minecraft SMP

GrownUpGamer123, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Remember that time you accidentally killed your pet chicken in Minecraft and felt a pang of guilt? Yeah, that’s when you knew you were truly growing up. But fear not, on our SMP, we have a strict no chicken killing policy! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who likes to steal your diamonds and leave behind a trail of dirt blocks. So if you’re ready for some spooky shenanigans and diamond-laying chickens, come join us!