Welcome to our Minecraft server where getting fired from your job is actually a good thing! Why waste your time working when you can mine diamonds all day long and build the most epic creations in the virtual world?
Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world. Who needs a job when you can become a block-building mastermind? Plus, our server is filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So say goodbye to your boring job and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for it!
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:
1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!
2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?
3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.
Are you tired of spending your NEET funds on boring things like food and rent? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest NEET dreams without ever having to leave your computer chair! Join us now and say goodbye to responsibilities, because who needs to eat when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers all day long?
But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of mining diamonds with their hooves. Join forces with these majestic creatures and become the richest player on the server in no time!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies break out into dance parties. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So come on, join us on our server and say goodbye to the real world. Your NEET funds may be running out, but your adventure is just beginning!
Are you tired of adulting and just want to be a professional NEET in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate paradise for all the lazy souls out there!
Join us and never worry about working or responsibilities again, because on our server, being a professional NEET is not just a dream, it’s a lifestyle! Build your own little cozy NEET cave, where you can spend hours on end doing absolutely nothing productive.
But wait, there’s more! We have virtual pizza delivery service that brings you unlimited pizza to keep you fueled up for all that gaming. And don’t worry about hygiene, because our virtual showers will keep you clean and shiny, without ever having to leave the comfort of your NEET cave.
So why wait? Join us now and embrace your inner NEET with pride! Let’s build a world where laziness is a virtue and potato chips are the currency!
Life Steal SMP is a hardcore Minecraft server with a small border where players start with 20 hearts and have to work hard to win. There’s no buying victory here, and death bans make the game even more exciting! Players can customize their armor and furniture, as well as enjoy parkour challenges, raiding, PvP, and PvE. Trading is also possible, and vote parties offer great rewards. Join the fun and show off your skills by connecting to the Life Steal SMP server now!
SimpleMP is a server I made dedicated to improving the regular vanilla experience in the least intrusive way possible. My intention was to make a server where minecraft could be played the way it was meant to be.
List of changes from vanilla:
World Border is at 10k block.
Overhauled world generation with additional structures to explore in all 3 dimensions.
30 minute despawn timer for items.
Villager trading disabled completely.
No rocket boosting (Elytra still works).
VClaims, a lightweight land claiming plugin coded completely from scratch by me. It costs diamonds or netherite to claim 3D volumes of land, where you are protected against griefing (Chest looting is unprotected, make your base secure).
Explore the exciting world of Minecraft in PixelCub, where fun and adventure have no limits. Choose from survival modes like Survival, Skyblock, and Factions, or challenge your friends in adrenaline-pumping mini games like Skywars, Bedwars, and Kit PVP.
Enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience with 0 lag, an always-active staff, and the best resources for exceptional gameplay. Perfect for playing, exploring and competing with friends.
PixelCub: where every block counts and every adventure is unique.
We are waiting for you to forge epic legends together in the world of Minecraft!
We’ll review your application promptly and get in touch as soon as possible. Join us on this epic adventure, where your unique strengths could help shape the fate of our burgeoning world!”
Embark on an epic journey of survival and strategy in our Minecraft Free-for-All server. In a vast, untamed wilderness, players are pitted against each other and the elements. With no teams or alliances, it’s every player for themselves. Scavenge for resources, build shelters, and craft weapons to survive against not only the environment but also cunning opponents. The terrain is diverse, featuring dense forests, towering mountains, and treacherous caves, each with hidden dangers and valuable resources. Experience unpredictable weather patterns, from torrential rain to scorching heatwaves, adding to the challenge. Engage in thrilling PvP battles, outsmart your foes, and become the ultimate survivor. Beware of the nightly mob attacks, where creatures of the night seek to claim your hard-earned progress. Our server offers a unique blend of survival, exploration, and combat, ensuring an immersive and adrenaline-pumping experience for all players. Join now to test your survival skills and dominate the wild lands!
Community driven, creative and casual play minecraft server, join with your friends and build anything you like, no limits, no lag, no bans, no kicks, enjoy the game as it is.
NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT PRODUCT. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG.
NOT AN OFFICIAL 4CHAN SERVER. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH 4CHAN.
A vanilla 1.20 Paper server, open to JAVA clients on 1.18.2 to 1.20.4, or Bedrock clients, even pocket edition!
Chat reporting disabled for those who want to avoid Micr*s*ft’s ever worsening tactics.
A server with obscene amounts of lore, a few administrators come and gone,
and a recent bout of cancer now in remission, we present you /v/craft!
Now in it’s forth year!
Current map opened July 2021 (1.17),
and expanded with fresh 1.20
