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ChunkyCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

Beer & Blocks

Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	190
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	90418	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Love Letters Sent:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ores Mined:	3282
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magic Items Found:	2474
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8243
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mines Excavated:	4727
Love Letters Sent:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5770	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

BrokenSMP

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORD

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	261224
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

BrokenSMP.apexmc.co

NijiEN’s Soggy Demise

Based, dead in the water, demise, destroy, dramaleeches, evil idol culture, forces, forces who want to destroy, Hit, hololive, homo cock, le evil idol culture, le unicorns, left flank, NijiEN, NijiEN is dead, NijiENs, Own, Phasecucks, right flank, Soggy, unicorns, Worship

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	94
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by evil forces who want to destroy Hololive and steal all the unicorns! Join us in the battle against dramaleeches and phasecucks who worship homo cock (yes, you read that right). Will you be the hero who saves the unicorns and defeats the evil idol culture? Join now and find out! Just remember, the fate of the unicorns is in your hands!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Ability Tuning, API, Armor Tuning, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyCreeperz, Debuffs, destiny, dim, Dps, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, Gunsmith, Into the Light, Launch Trailer, Lightfall, Noobs, Patch 7.3.6.6, PressKits, Pros, Resources, season 23, Stats, TTK, twab, ViDoc, Weapon Tuning

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	49	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8140
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally destroyed a gun that was supposed to save the world. Instead of facing consequences, they were transported to our server where they must embark on a quest to find the legendary Gun Edition and set things right.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy updates and patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From armor tuning to ability tuning, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the gameplay trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you question reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Remember, you were supposed to destroy the gun, but now you must embrace the chaos and conquer it!

Pickaxe Peen Pals

body image, Communication, comparison, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional intimacy, feelings, healthy discussions, Honesty, mutual respect, Openness, partner’s insecurities, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationships, self esteem, sensitive topics, sexual compatibility, sexual experience, sexual preferences, Trust

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	6672	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	7465
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server where we specialize in pixelated peen comparisons! Build a statue of your partner’s manhood and let the world see how it stacks up against your past conquests. Will your pixelated paramour be pleased with the results, or will you need to do some creative landscaping to make it look bigger? Join now for some hilarious and NSFW fun!