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No Friends Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Void Gems Collected:	31
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from eternal solitude! Join us and make friends with pixelated chickens, cows, and even creepers!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he promises not to haunt you (most of the time). Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all players who bring her rainbow-colored diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with Endermen and dance the night away with zombie pigmen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why waste your time being a sad sap in single player mode when you can join our epic Minecraft server and become the coolest blockhead in town? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, career advancement, celebrate success, Crafty, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, Happenings, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, professional development, proud moment, reaching goals, self improvement, Server, success, work ethic

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you tired of wimpy servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Look no further, because on our server, hard work actually pays off!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But beware, for it is guarded by a horde of zombie chickens with laser eyes!

If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built boss battles, including a giant creeper that farts TNT and a spider queen that shoots poisonous rainbow webs. Defeat them and claim their loot, which includes enchanted armor made from unicorn tears.

But the real challenge lies in our hardcore survival mode, where death is permanent and the mobs are extra ruthless. Only the strongest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that hard work really does pay off… in diamonds, enchanted gear, and epic bragging rights!

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9766
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3273	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Buildings Constructed:	36
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4122	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Endless Night Skies:	2	Star Shards Collected:	264
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

alliances, biome-based farming, crafting XP, Cultures, DEFEND, dynamic, Economy, FANTASY, Forge, Geopolitical, Industries, Legacy, magical Waystones, Minecraft, Nations, player ingenuity, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Territories, Towny, world

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Votes:	2384
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!