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Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Alien Abductions:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

celebration, childhood memory, christmas, Christmas memory, decorations, family, favourite Christmas memory, favourite memory, Festive, gift giving, Happiness, holiday, joy, love, magical time, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, special moment, tradition, winter wonderland, XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7615
Ores Mined:	7510	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

Abu Yusif, CounterTerrorism, drone strike, extremist group, foreign policy, global threat, intelligence, Isis, kills, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, precision strike, radical Islam, Server, slayer, Syria, targeted killing, Terrorism, US

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5755	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!

MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

10k, African migrants, citizenship, Colonialism, criticism, european union, France, French President, French territories, Fun, Government, immigration, indian ocean, INEQUALITY, Macron, MacronCraft, Mayotte, overseas department, overseas territories, Politics, POVERTY, Residents, Social Issues, Times

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness

Shutdown Update Craze

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	3365	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

hey u! yea u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t! well guess what, we have the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever! u gotta join us cuz we got unicorns flying around, talking pigs, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon! yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild world of minecraft! oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night? yea, it’s lit! so come on over and let’s get this party started!