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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8388 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 291 | Votes: | 9827 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 645126 | Potions Brewed: | 29 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will make you feel like you’re locked up in a virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Uncle Jimmy himself, sharing his prison wisdom with all the players.
So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual incarceration like never before. Who needs family gatherings when you have a Minecraft server this insane? Join now and let the fun begin!