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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4892 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 1070 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).