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JohnBlow’s Blocky Banter: Where Pixels Meet Pranks!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! I’m John Blow, the mastermind behind a puzzle game that blew everyone’s minds. Now, I present to you our Minecraft server, where the puzzles are so mind-boggling, they’ll make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

Join our server if you want to challenge your intellect and test your problem-solving skills. But beware, we have a group of “Retards” who think puzzles are for losers. They’ll try to cheat their way through by watching YouTube tutorials, but we’ll catch them and banish them to the Nether realm.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret level inspired by “The Witness”? It’s so mind-bending, players have reported seeing actual puzzle pieces floating in front of their eyes. So come on, join us and embark on a hilarious and challenging adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the End dimension.

Pianocraft: Where UK trannies play Minecraft with their penises on live TV

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9562	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Potions Brewed:	163
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco run by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in sparkly armor and compete for the title of Miss End World. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why was this celebrated in what used to be the most polite and well-mannered country in the world? Because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to play Minecraft. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Pixel Pals: The Internet’s Mascot Madness!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	New Chunks Explored:	457273
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic and hilarious mascots of the internet! Picture this: a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle, a zombie doing the floss dance, and a skeleton riding a rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a chance to ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

HagCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist saying ‘I fucking love this hag!’

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is run by a mystical hag who will grant you three wishes if you join! That’s right, you can wish for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even the ability to fly in real life (Disclaimer: flying in real life is not guaranteed and may result in serious injury or death).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who can help you build the most epic chicken farm you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden egg that can hatch into a magical chicken mount.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the hag’s mischievous pranks and the chicken mafia’s shenanigans – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Celebs: TwitchTube Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	229
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you actually work for your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where everything is on easy mode – we’re talking instant diamond armor, unlimited enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon for every player!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of cake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: riding into battle on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword. It’s like a scene straight out of a Minecraft action movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the ultimate lazy edition of Minecraft – where the only thing you have to worry about is how many diamonds you can fit in your inventory!

FrenchFriesCraft: Where Creepers Say ‘Oui Oui’ and Players Ride Baguettes Through Paris

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	2200	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of getting lost in translation while riding through France? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect solution to your language barrier problems! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where everyone speaks the universal language of block-building. No need to worry about asking for directions or ordering food, just focus on crafting and surviving in our wacky and wild virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower has been recreated in-game, so you can experience all the beauty of France without ever leaving your computer screen. Say “au revoir” to language barriers and “bonjour” to endless fun on our server!

Crafty Creepers: Are you already Pre-order this /v/?

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	110

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigmen, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend virtual concerts performed by famous Minecraft DJs!

So what are you waiting for? Pre-order your spot on our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

UkraineCraft: Where the only war is over who gets the last diamond!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Votes:	5725
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Russia is apparently playing a game of real-life Minecraft and trying to take over Ukraine! Join us for the ultimate battle of blocks and build your own fortress to defend against the invading Russian forces. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have this level of insanity in your gameplay? Join now and help Kiev relocate to Lviv before it’s too late! It’s like a game of survival mode, but with a twist of geopolitical drama. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Crafty Blondies: Where Trashy meets Classy in Minecraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic blocks and basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest mess you’ll ever come across! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where trashy blonde sluts reign supreme. Who knew pixelated characters could be so scandalous? You’ll be gossiping with your fellow players about who’s hooking up with who and who’s plotting to overthrow the server next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most insane build battles you’ll ever witness. From giant statues of Justin Bieber to roller coasters that defy gravity, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity. Who needs architectural integrity when you can have a house made entirely out of diamond blocks?

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, drama, and pure insanity, then join our server today. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Yuujiro’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Stronger Than Anything Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	58	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Yuujiro – a Minecraft legend who is stronger than the US Military, cancer, aids, ebola, and even the Earth itself! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we follow in the footsteps of the almighty Yuujiro. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get the chance to defeat cancer, aids, and ebola in-game! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself!