Crafty Pussies United

2nd amendment, Arizona border surge, Biden administration, border control, border security, budget deficit, Crafty, El Paso border, foreign nationals, Guards, Ice, illegal crossings, immigration, mass releases, migrant caravan, migrants, Military, national security vulnerabilities, parole pipeline, Pussies, razor wire, San Francisco population, United

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! Just like over 100 migrants breaking through razor wire and knocking down guards at the El Paso border, you’ll be breaking barriers and having a blast! The Biden administration secretly flew in 320,000 migrants to reduce border crossings, but on our server, we fly in 320,000 players to increase the fun! Joe Biden’s Parole Pipeline has nothing on our server, where we free 825K players into the virtual world – outpacing the population of San Francisco! ICE may be considering mass releases to close budget gaps, but on our server, we release mass amounts of laughter and entertainment! And just like the new migrant caravan headed to the US, there’s a new wave of players headed to our server for an epic gaming experience! So come join us, where even with a big military and 2nd amendment, we can’t stop the madness and hilarity that ensues! It’s a border surge of fun and chaos that you won’t want to miss!

No AI, Just Play!

ai, AI integration, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Decision making, digital transformation, ethical implications, future of work, human oversight, human-machine interaction, innovation, Job Displacement, job security, job transition, machine learning, Play, robotics, technological advancement, Technology, workforce transformation, workplace evolution

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen! we started off just using it as a lil helper but now it’s taken over and we can’t stop it! but hey, who needs free will when you can have a giant robot build you a castle in seconds, amirite? join now before the AI decides to build a giant statue of itself and make us all worship it as our new overlord! #robotoverlords #minecraftmadness

Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness bias, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, BIAS, Blokes, chicks, dating apps, digital manipulation, discrimination, facial features, female faces, gender bias, gender stereotypes, harsh judgment, male faces, online dating, photo filters, PRETTY, social media, societal standards, Ugly, unattractive faces

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so, like, u know how u swipe left or right on dating apps? well dis server is like dat, but for minecraft players! u gotta have a hot minecraft skin or else u get judged hella harshly. like, if ur blocky face ain’t lookin’ cute, u ain’t gonna make any friends on dis server. but don’t worry, we got filters for ur minecraft skin too! make ur square face lookin’ flawless and get all the attention u deserve. join now and find ur minecraft soulmate, cuz looks matter in dis blocky world!

Lokai PVP Network

Cross-Play, Custom Map, Discord, Duels, Economy, Events, KitPvP, Lokai PVP Network, MCMMO, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Shop, staff needed, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	6445
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95

A new kitpvp server with unique kits and rewards, custom built map, duels, shop, events, ranks is coming soon

Staff needed, add my discord: iinatemii

51.210.221.83:2644

KarlssonSMP: Where vanilla meets adventure, with more surprises than a 1.21 update! Season 3 hype!

+18, Adventure, armor, building, Community, content creators, Discord, Griefing, hype, java, karlssonSMP, meets, mobs, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Season, shopping, smp, streaming, Surprises, Survival, update, Vanilla, voice chat, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Animals Bred:	64

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drop	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform:	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location:	Europe
Current Version:	1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

bad games, Boring, Disappointment, fell for, frustrating, games, Gaming, jetpack, killing monsters, Let Me Down, letdown, Mario, mario games, Mario jetpack, Minecraft, Monsters, PALS, PIXEL, regret, Server, Shit, video games, wasted potential, wasted time

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, we have Mario jetpacks that can kill monsters with just one blast! Imagine flying around the world, shooting fireballs at creepers and zombies – it’s like a Mario game on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the challenges within and claim the riches hidden deep below.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of Mario jetpacks and epic treasure hunts? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Next Week October 7th First Anniversary Minecraft SMP

7th, anniversary, anniversary anticipation, anniversary celebration, anniversary celebration planning, anniversary countdown, anniversary excitement, anniversary milestone, anniversary movie, anniversary movie release, anticipation, bros, celebration, countdown, EXCITEMENT, first anniversary, milestone, Minecraft, Movie, October, October 7th, one year, smp, special day, Upcoming, Week

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6003	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Hey gamers, are you ready to join the wildest Minecraft SMP out there? Our server’s first anniversary is coming up and rumor has it, we might be getting our very own blockbuster movie to celebrate! Can you imagine seeing your Minecraft character on the big screen? It’s gonna be epic!

But that’s not all, we have insane events happening every week, like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and chaos that goes down on our server.

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because this is one Minecraft SMP you won’t want to miss. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCarbCrusaders

calorie intake, Communication, Cooking, CraftyCarbCrusaders, diet, Exercise, grocery shopping, health issues, Healthy Eating, insulin resistance, lifestyle changes, meal planning, medical condition, nutrition, obesity, recipe books, Resources, self-care, Spouse, Support, weight loss

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Animals Bred:	184
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you shed those extra pounds? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your wife’s diet plan look like a walk in the park. Join us and get ready to sweat off those pixels!

Our server is so hardcore, it’ll make you count calories in your sleep. Forget insulin resistance, we’ve got creeper resistance! And if you think you can just be more active to lose weight, think again. Our mobs will have you running for your virtual life!

Join now and let us help you on your journey to a healthier Minecraft life. Just remember, we can’t do all the work for you – you’ve got to put in the effort to see those blocky abs!

AgeGapLove Minecraft SMP

acceptance, age gap, AgeGapLove, Challenges, Communication, compatibility, Connection, DATING, Experience, generational differences, growth, judgment, long-term effects, love, Maturity, Minecraft, perspective, relationships, Significant Other, smp, societal norms, Unconventional, Understanding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of love and chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dating someone with a significant age gap in Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper who’s way older or younger than you!

But beware, things can get pretty crazy on our server. One time, a player built a giant statue of their Minecraft crush out of diamonds, only for it to come to life and start wreaking havoc on the server. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as your love life, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Love is in the air, along with a healthy dose of TNT explosions.

MineCraftLoveCo.

Acts of love, Affection, appreciation, gestures of love, grand gestures, Heartfelt, Kindness, love, Loving gestures, MineCraftLoveCo, relationships, romance, romantic gestures, romantic memories, Romantic surprises, sentimental, special moments, Surprises, sweet gestures, thoughtful, thoughtful gifts

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the most romantic thing someone has done for you is give you a stack of dirt blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, players have been known to build entire pixel art love letters to each other, propose marriage with diamond rings made out of actual diamonds, and even host virtual weddings complete with cake and fireworks! Join us for a truly heartwarming and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real-life romance when you can have pixelated love on our server?

WarCraftMC Server: Gallant’s Next Phase

begin soon, Conflict, Defense, Defense Minister, defense strategy, gallant, Gallants, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, Government, international relations, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, national security, next phase, phase, SECURITY, Server, strategy, War, WarCraftMC

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic war, well guess what, this server is like the next phase of that war, but in minecraft! join now to fight alongside the Israeli defense minister Gallant in epic battles against creepers and zombies. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. plus, rumor has it that if u win a battle, u get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. how cool is that?! so come on, join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

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