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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 6650 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Are u tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make u fall asleep faster than a narcoleptic sloth? well do i have the server for u! picture this: a land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. this server is so lit, even Socrates would be like “yo, this is some next level sh*t.”
join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and building a house out of rainbow blocks. we have custom plugins that will make ur head spin faster than a fidget spinner on steroids. oh, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down?
so what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, once u join, u’ll never want to leave. plus, we have free virtual tacos on Tuesdays. tacos, people. TACOS.
