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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 6563 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
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