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Creepers ‘n’ Patriots: ‘OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Potions Brewed:	145
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3455
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a majestic bald eagle who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Creeper Army and the Sheep Rebellion as they fight for control over the enchanted diamond castle. Will you choose to fight alongside the fearless llamas or join forces with the mischievous villagers? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret portal to the Nether is hidden somewhere in the depths of the ocean, guarded by a giant squid with a taste for adventure. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Oh say can you seeeeeeee, the fun that awaits you!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘WTF is this server?’

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be explosions involved)!

Nailcraft: Where Anime and Minecraft Collide!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Potions Brewed:	115
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Divine Spears Created:	30
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a nail salon in every village where you can customize your character’s nails with the latest anime girl designs. Want Sailor Moon inspired nails? We got you covered. How about some Naruto themed nails? We’ve got that too! Join our server and show off your fabulous nails while battling creepers and building epic structures. Who knew looking cute could be so deadly? Join now and let your nails do the talking!

JeremyCraft: Where even Amerimutts are beautiful! LOL

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Join our Minecraft server and witness the beauty of Amerimutts like never before! We have Jeremy Meeks himself as our official spokesperson, showing off his flawless mugshot look while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs purebred beauty when you can have the rugged charm of an Amerimutt on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Jeremy Meeks will personally serenade you with his angelic voice if you join our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and stunning community!

Crafty AF: Where we ask the real questions about why no one else can make a game like this

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Seriously, we don’t know why no one else can make a game like this, but we’re not complaining because we’re the only ones who have it!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city populated by talking llamas who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most WTF-inducing Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Votes:	2091
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!