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Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

Actors, art, Audience, creativity, CREEPERS, Drama, employees, Entertainment, Experience, Impressive.., Like it, Limbus, limbus company, live show, lolz, memorable, Performance, production, Recommend, review, Stage, storytelling, TALENTED, Theater

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3206	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

America, antisemitic, Asks, biden, Chaos, CHRISTIANS, Crafting, Democrat, election, fbi, FEMA death camp, golom, Government, Kang, Kike, kudos, point, POL, politically incorrect, REPUBLICAN, revolt, slaughter, steve, Ukraine, Voting, whats, Zelensky

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

#CommunityUpdate, #HaloGeneral, #HaloWaypoint, #MasterChiefCollection, #MCCUpdate, #OperationLaunch, #RevenueStream, #SpartanKelly087, #SunderedShowdown, #SupportEnded, #TerminalEdition, #TheYappeningII, Craft, gamingbible, general, Halo, haloinfinite, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, rainbowsixsiege, Server, Spartans, Style, Trailer, update, Xbox

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Emeralds Found:	5014	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

18 year old, age, cultural expectations, double standards, Drugs, funny, happen, Hypocrisy, judgment, Marriage, MARRIED, morality, Normgroids, relationships, roam, social norms, societal pressure, society, Virgin, VirginCraft, whoring out, WOMAN, young

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

“Youth, >20 years old, 20, age, boomer, Contemplative, deep, Experience, Introspective, life lessons, Maturity, Meaningful, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, Profound, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Server, thoughtful, Timeless, true classic, wisdom

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”

Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server

awkward, Crafty, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Diversity, Expressions, faces, facial expressions, ignorance, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial behavior, racial stereotypes, Server, social awkwardness, social norms, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, white people

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of seeing white people make cringeworthy faces in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all the players have perfectly normal faces! No more awkward smiles or weird expressions, just blocky characters having a blast in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!

CraftyEngineer24’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

24 years old, ACADEMIC, Adventure, age, Challenges, college, Country, CraftyEngineer24s, determination, education, engineering degree, Epic, Experience, first year, learning, Minecraft, opportunities, perseverance, repeating, STUDENT, studying, success, third time, University

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Are you tired of studying for the same degree over and over again like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of academic doom and join a community of players who have also failed at adulting!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!

AvoidChuubasMC – No Chuubas Allowed!

Allowed, AVOID, AvoidChuubasMC, Chuubas, Community, content creators, digital influencers, Entertainment, Fandom, internet celebrities, livestreamers, online entertainers, online personalities, reasons, Recommendations, streaming, valid, virtual avatars, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Chimeras Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Alien Abductions:	1
Animals Bred:	122	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the chuubas on this server. We’ve got one that’s a literal walking disaster zone – every time they try to build a house, it ends up looking like a pile of dirt with a roof made out of chickens. And don’t even get me started on the chuuba who thinks they’re a master redstone engineer but can’t even make a simple door that opens without exploding. Trust me, you’ll want to steer clear of these hot messes if you value your sanity (and your precious diamond pickaxe).

But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and some epic fails, this server is the place to be. Join us for some wild adventures, ridiculous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary chuuba everyone’s talking about – for better or for worse! So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and come join the chaos. Just be sure to watch out for those chuubas… they’re a special breed, that’s for sure.

Blocky Bois and Bioware’s Demise: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Backlash, bioware, Biowares, blocky, Bois, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, demise, Diversity, Ethics, fan base, game development, gaming industry, inclusiveness, Inclusivity, industry trends, Minecraft, narrative design, Political Correctness, representation, social justice, storytelling, video games, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Dimension Hops:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ores Mined:	7521	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is so bad and woke that it will make Bioware question their existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Who needs boring old quests when you can embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato of destiny? So come on, join us and see just how bad and woke things can get in the world of Minecraft!

Minecraft Madness: The HapPIGning Server!

action, aggression, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, extremism, HapPIGning, international relations, Israel, madness, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, provocation, RETALIATION, rhetoric, SECURITY, Server, social media, Tehran, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting destroyed is your boredom! Join us and unleash your inner kike cuck as you build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible.

Forget about Tehran, the real action is happening right here on our server. Don’t just talk on social media, come and act out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, the only thing getting destroyed here is your free time – in the best way possible!