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CraftyStepDadNoGrandpa

ASK, Asshole, Boundaries, child, CraftyStepDadNoGrandpa, engaged, family, Fiance, GRANDPA, internet, Introduce, Kiddo, limited contact, Marriage, mom, Role, Rumors, step dad, Telling, UNCOMFORTABLE, Uncomfy, WIBTA

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Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your mom’s whirlwind romance with a stranger doesn’t affect you at all!

Imagine a world where your mom’s new internet husband is actually a friendly villager who helps you build your dream castle. No awkward family dinners, just fun and adventure in a blocky paradise.

Join now and avoid the awkwardness of calling a stranger “grandpa” to your child. On our server, you can choose your own titles and create your own family dynamics. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server? Join today and leave the family drama behind!

MsgMeNotLongest-Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Communication, communication skills, Connection, delayed response, emotional investment, long distance, longest wait, Messaging, MsgMeNotLongestMinecraft, online dating, patience, relationship dynamics, relationships, self-control, smp, social media, Texting, Time management, waiting for message, waiting for reply, waiting game

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Have you ever waited so long for a text back that you started questioning your entire existence? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the wait is over before it even begins! Our players are so quick to respond, you’ll feel like you’re living in a world where time doesn’t exist. Join us and experience the thrill of instant communication like never before – who needs real life friends when you have us?

HateFoodzCraft

abhorrent foods, can’t stand, despise, detest, DISLIKES, distasteful foods, food aversions, foods to avoid, foods you hate, gross foods, HateFoodzCraft, least favorite foods, loathe, nauseating foods, not a fan of, repugnant foods, repulsive foods, revolting foods, unappetizing foods, yucky foods

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft server where the only food available is bland old bread and tasteless apples? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a never-ending buffet of the most outrageous foods you can imagine! From exploding cake to rainbow bacon, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs boring old steak when you can feast on flying spaghetti monsters and unicorn burgers? And don’t even get me started on our legendary lava cake – it’s so hot, it’ll make your taste buds sweat!

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the absurd, join our server today and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that you never knew you hated!

Evacuate Me Minecraft Server

Assistance, Crisis, emergency, evacuate, evacuation, Foreign Office, Government, Help, International, Leave, Minecraft, Overseas, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, Server, stranded, Support, travel advisory, travel alert, UK tourists, Warning

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hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! it’s so lit, even the Foreign Office is warning UK tourists to leave their boring vacations and join us instead. they’re like “leave now and don’t wait for us to evacuate you, go play on this epic server instead!”

why should u join? well let me tell u, we have the craziest builds u’ve ever seen. we got a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused).

oh and get this, our staff is like the Avengers of Minecraft. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a castle or fighting off a horde of zombies. they’re basically superheroes in block form.

so what are u waiting for? leave your boring vacation behind and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and tell the Foreign Office we said hi!

MaduroLostInMinecraft

authoritarian regime, current events, Democracy, democracy in crisis, election results, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, Government, international relations, Latin America, Lost Decisively, Maduro, MaduroLostInMinecraft, News, opposition, Opposition Victory, political change, political upheaval, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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lol join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles like the time when maduro tried to build a wall around his base but the opposition players came in with their diamond swords and totally wrecked him. it was like a political showdown but in minecraft. come join us and be part of the revolution, where even the election results are presented by the opposition. maduro may have lost decisively in real life, but in our server, anything can happen. who will come out on top? join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

DimensionSteal

Adventure, Bosses, Classes, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Loot, Magic, Monsters, Progression, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Skills, strategy, Survival

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Lifesteal Sever with new dimensions that makes the game different and adds a real purpose to lifesteal and what grinding means. Many dimensions to explore! Join now!

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Xa! The Vanilla SMP server where even the trees are happier than you! 1.21

admin tools, Builds, chat protection, Community, data packs, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Griefing, Halloween, happier, long term, Mods, player heads, Protection, Server, shopping, smp, Spawn, Themed, Trees, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Minecraft Server Overview

Players	300+
Daily Active Players	20
Server Events	Community themed events, next one is Halloween
Whitelist	Yes, to stay closer to vanilla and protect builds
Server Restart	No, no new “seasons”, builds are permanent
Mods & Data Packs	Dynmap, player heads, admin tools, chat protection, discord-minecraft chatbot

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed?	No, strict rules against griefing/stealing/hacking
What is the age range of members?	16-47, with most in their 20-30s
Are there community builds at spawn?	Yes, some cool community builds happening
How can I join?	Join our discord: https://discord.gg/B6rnFmg6Eg

SaveTheWorld Minecraft Server

above help, action, Adventure, Anime, Audacity, awakened powers, FANTASY, friendship, japanese animation, long tail, Magical Girl, Manga, Minecraft, not long ago, sailor moon, Sailor Scouts, saved the world, savetheworld, Server, SuperHero, teamwork, three times, Usagi

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🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Usagi and her squad of magical girls who have saved the world THREE freaking times! 🌟

🚀 Watch out for those two losers who think they’re all that, but really they just awakened their powers yesterday and still can’t even craft a basic pickaxe. 🤣

🔥 Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper or two. Trust us, you won’t be able to take this server seriously at all – and that’s the best part! 😂

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s show those noobs what real power looks like! 💪🦄🔮

CrackCraft SMP – “Is Everyone on Minecraft SMP Smoking Crack?”

addiction, crack, crack cocaine, crack cocaine abuse, CrackCraft, criminal activity, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug addiction treatment, drug crisis, drug education, drug epidemic, drug policy, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug trafficking, drug treatment, drug use, illegal drugs, Minecraft, public health, smoking, smp, substance abuse

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Are people building crack houses in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-crack cocaine policy! Instead, we offer a world of endless possibilities where you can build your dream crack house (just kidding, please don’t do that). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re just in-game). So come on, leave the crack behind and join us for some blocky fun!

TinyTears Minecraft SMP

bawling, cried, crying, emotional reactions, emotional response, emotional triggers, emotions, INSIGNIFICANT, Minecraft, minor issues, minuscule, Petty, sensitivity, Small, smallest thing, smp, sobbing, Tears, Tiny, TinyTears, trivial

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Join our Minecraft SMP where the tiniest things will make you cry tears of joy! Our server is so epic that even the smallest block placement will bring you to tears. Rumor has it that one player built a tiny house for their pet chicken and couldn’t stop crying for days because it was just too cute. So if you’re ready to experience the most emotional Minecraft gameplay of your life, come join us and prepare to shed tears over the smallest things!

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ores Mined:	2358
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	95	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ores Mined:	1014
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Mines Excavated:	3600	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15

Ultimate mysterious statement Minecraft Servers

CraftyStepDadNoGrandpa

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HateFoodzCraft

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Evacuate Me Minecraft Server

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MaduroLostInMinecraft

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DimensionSteal

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Xa! The Vanilla SMP server where even the trees are happier than you! 1.21

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SaveTheWorld Minecraft Server

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CrackCraft SMP – “Is Everyone on Minecraft SMP Smoking Crack?”

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TinyTears Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5955
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ores Mined:	3570

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Emeralds Found:	172
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23