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Drunk Minecraft Metalheads – Where Euros and Dollars are the Currency of Choice!

#metalheads, #youtube, alcohol, Beer, Choice, Community, crowdfunding, Currency, dollars, Donations, Drunk, EUROS, financial assistance, FINNISH, Friends, Help, metal, metal head, metal music, Minecraft, Music, Party, Rock, Support

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2881
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is run by a Finnish metal head drunk who needs your help to buy more beer! Join us and embark on wild adventures filled with drunken shenanigans and epic battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with dollars or euros! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride on our server. Cheers to drunken mining! 🍻🤘

Sleepless Slavs & Pals: The ‘/icy/ Insomniacs’ Minecraft Server

#CentralYurop, #finalbake, #goodtimes, #youtube, Bake, baking, Chill, Community, enjoyment, frens, Friends, Fun, ICY, insomnia, insomniacs, Memories, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, PALS, Relaxation, Server, slavs, Sleepless, Video

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughs as we explore the wackiest creations ever seen in the Minecraft universe. From giant flying pigs to underwater castles made entirely of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles (spoiler alert: the answer is always “more cake”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros and Pros Become Noobs

#youtube, ASP, BIRTHDAYS, booru, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, Crafty, ducks, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, lig, McCraftface, Noobs, OC material, Pros, Shill, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become one of the two whoresmen of /lig/! What is /lig/? It’s a place where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. Why join /lig/? Because we cater to the VIPs, the elite of the indie vtuber world. Want to shill your 499view oshi? As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent, they’re welcome here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy characters like Veda the Twitch queen with 5,187 viewers, or Shylily the mystical streamer with 3,641 viewers. And don’t forget about the non-English stars like KSPKSP from China with 3,499 viewers or orkpod from Russia with 3,397 viewers.

Need a break from all the vtuber madness? Check out our exclusive Twitch Clips Guide or VOD Archival Guide. And if you’re feeling frisky, we even have Koikatsu cards for some virtual SEEEEEEEEEX!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the party. Who knows, you might even run into Limealicious or Momotexx celebrating their birthdays with Coqui and Sugi Aoki. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Hex’s Hub of Hilarity: Where PvP meets LOLs in epic battles of wit and whimsy!

battle, Battles, challenge, Combat, Competition, Confidence, Conflict, Confrontation, disagreement, Dispute, Duel, Epic, hex, Hexs, Hilarity, Hub, lols, meets, one on one fight, PvP, Rivalry, showdown, whimsy, WIT

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of getting challenged to one-on-one fights by random players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we encourage players like Hex to think they can take you down! Join us for epic battles and hilarious smack talk as you prove that you are the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, rumor has it that Hex once tried to fight a Creeper with her bare hands and lost…twice. Don’t miss out on the chance to show her who’s boss on our server!

Minecraft Mayhem: Bagging Blocks and Banter #5100

4koma, Bagging, Banners, banter, blocks, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Events, Friends, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Resources, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Buildings Constructed:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join now for a chance to build the most insane structures, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just dig straight down and hope for the best).

Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a whole new world where the possibilities are endless. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Why not! Want to challenge your friends to a build battle and see who can create the most ridiculous creation? It’s all possible on our server.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas and flying pigs. The only way to find out is to join our server and start crafting your own epic adventure. See you in the game!

CraftyAutist’s Love Quest: A Minecraft Server for Socially Awkward Romantics!

acceptance, autism, awkward, Challenges, Communication, coping mechanisms, CraftyAutists, DATING, emotional intelligence, finding love, love, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Quest, relationships, Romantics, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, Server, Social Skills, socially, stigma, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of being a forever alone Minecraft player? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for all the socially awkward players out there! Our community is full of fellow autists who understand the struggles of finding love in the real world.

Join us and embark on a quest to find your Minecraft soulmate! Whether you’re building pixel art together or exploring the Nether hand in hand, love is just a /tp away. Plus, our server is so inclusive that even creepers are welcome to join in on the fun (just watch out for their explosive personalities).

So why waste time trying to navigate the complexities of real-life relationships when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join our server today and let the pixels do the talking for you!

Mathcraft: Where Even the Creepers Can’t Do Algebra

achievement, algebra, Assistance, Character, Clarity, Confidence, CREEPERS, Development, education, epiphany, growth, Improvement, learning, math help, Mathcraft, perseverance, problem solving, progress, realization, success, Support, tutoring, Understanding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Void Armor Forged:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of getting asked for math help in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about solving equations for your fellow players again. Our community is filled with math geniuses who will make sure you never have to do math homework again! Join now and say goodbye to math problems forever!

Creepin’ Crafters: Where music and Minecraft collide in epic LOLs!

album title, Analysis, collide, controversy, Crafters, CREEPIN, critical thinking, cultural critique, debate, Epic, High IQ, Hip Hop, indepth essay, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, lols, Minecraft, Music, perspective, prediction, racial dynamics, Rap, situation analysis, social commentary, speculation

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all, folks! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond sword, you’ll gain the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic, mind-blowing adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Creeper Academy: Where History Lessons Are Just as Explosive as the Creepers!

Academy, American schools, Censorship, Crafty, creeper, CREEPERS, curriculum, curriculum development, education, education system, Europe, explosive, historical events, History, History Lessons, international history, Leningrad Siege, lessons, Propaganda, russia, soviet union, united states, USSR, war atrocities, Western Europe, world war II, WWII

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Potions Brewed:	49
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring history lessons that leave out all the juicy details? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we dive deep into the untold stories of WWII! Join us as we uncover the secrets of the USSR and the epic Leningrad Siege – who knew history could be this exciting?! So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the forgotten tales of WWII. Who needs textbooks when you have Minecraft?

Crafty Cash Grabbers: Because ‘Why are video games so expensive?’

Cash, console, consumer spending, cost, Crafty, Demand, development costs, digital downloads, distribution, entertainment industry, expensive, games, gaming industry, Grabbers, inflation, Marketing, PC, physical copies, Pricing, production, Supply, Technology, Video, video games

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	140	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced video games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us and experience a world where everything is free, including enchanted gear, rare items, and even unlimited diamonds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Watch as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot and bragging rights.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids throw parties every night and dolphins ride around on flying pigs. Don’t worry, we have scuba gear for everyone, even if you’re a creeper who’s afraid of water.

So why waste your emeralds on expensive games when you can join our server for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in, the water’s fine (and full of diamonds)!