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Crafty Carb Coma

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Void Gems Collected:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Emeralds Found:	6059

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5535
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	276
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ores Mined:	9639	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!

Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	115	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Animals Bred:	128
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!

Blocky Beats: Songlight Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal in the depths of the Nether. They bravely entered, only to find themselves in a magical land filled with singing mobs and dancing trees. It was a place where pigs flew and diamonds rained from the sky. And guess what? That land is our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken knights. Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in Songlight, where the fun never stops!