Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magic Items Found:	4081	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Animals Bred:	158
Towns Built:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4172	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1298	Ores Mined:	8132
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Animals Bred:	138
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Buildings Constructed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dimension Hops:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

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