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DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP

advice, DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP, Doctor, doctor’s orders, Experience, guidance, health, health tips, Healthcare, Impactful, important, Impression, Lasting, Lesson, Medical, memorable, Never forget, physician, reminder, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Animals Bred:	184	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join cuz the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. And like, one time a doctor joined and was like “You gotta join this server, it cured my fear of creepers” and we were all like whaaat. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen, it’s wild. So like, join now before the llamas take over and make us all wear hats made of TNT. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship and stuff.

CraftyCommunistLand

authoritarianism, average person, Belarus, comparison, CraftyCommunistLand, culture, Democracy, Economy, freedom, global affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, international relations, Life, Politics, quality of life, russia, society, US

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Tired of living in a boring old democracy? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of living in a government that resembles Russia, Hungary, or Belarus!

On our server, you can enjoy the luxurious lifestyle of the average person in those countries – like waiting in long lines for basic necessities, being constantly monitored by the government, and never knowing if your next meal will be your last.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom! Our server has plenty of exciting activities to keep you entertained, like scavenging for food in the wilderness, avoiding secret police patrols, and participating in thrilling political protests.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaotic and unpredictable world of authoritarianism in Minecraft form! Who needs democracy when you can have adventure and danger at every turn?

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., economic pressure, envoy, escalation, foreign policy, global affairs, government response, international relations, Minecraft, Party, political tensions, putin, Putin’s regime, Putins, russia, sanctions, sanctions policy, Server, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, US

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

so, liek u kno how Putin is liek, not a cool dude? well dis server is liek, totally ramping up sanctions on him, cuz we got Trump’s Ukraine-Russia envoy on our side, yo. join dis server if u wanna stick it to da man and show Putin who’s boss in a virtual world. we got crazy events where u can battle it out with Putin himself, and maybe even steal his diamonds. come join us and be a part of da resistance, cuz we ain’t playin’ around here. #DownWithPutin #MinecraftRevolution

KimJongCraft: Redstone Warfare

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Front Line, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, News, North Korea-Russia relations, north korean, Redstone, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, WARFARE, world events, Zelensky

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	62	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	3

lol imagine if north korean soldiers were like, “hey russia, we’re baaack!” and zelensky was just like, “oh snap, not again!” well, that’s basically what happens on our minecraft server. join us for some epic battles and crazy alliances. who knows, maybe kim jong-un will even show up for a surprise visit. come for the chaos, stay for the memes. let’s make minecraft great again, one pixelated block at a time.

Vanilla survival 20+ server minecraft

20, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	3094
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Zombie Dances:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

The description of the server server “Vanilla Survival 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Turnabout SMP

Active, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friendly, Griefing Plugins, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, player heads, quality of life addons, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, shopping, smp, THRIVING, Turnabout, Uptime, voice chat

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ores Mined:	4722	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are about to start capture the flag, as well as working on the museum!
Inclusivity	Turnabout welcomes everyone, and is a safe place to escape for a bit and play with some friends.
Quality of Life Addons	One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and More!
Shopping and Minigames District	A Thriving district for shopping and playing minigames
Mayoral Elections	Players can make choices on how they want the district to run.
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Security measures to protect your items and builds.
Server Uptime	24/7 online availability

FAQs

How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc to get started.

What is the age requirement for the server?

Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server.

Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, please review the server rules on our Discord server.

Can I invite my friends to join?

Absolutely! We encourage you to bring your friends to join the community.

Eternal Quests 1.21.3

1.21.3, acceptance, acceptance of loss, Candidate, Defeat, destiny, election, ETERNAL, Failure, fear, Fine, History, humor, irony, left, Loser, mocked forever, planetary joke, Political, Quests, succeeding, success, Terrified

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s the bomb dot com. We got creepers that explode confetti, like what even is that madness? And the zombies? Don’t even get me started, they breakdance instead of attacking you. It’s like Thriller up in here, man.

But wait, there’s more! Our skeletons shoot rainbows instead of arrows, because why the heck not? And the Ender Dragon? Oh man, that dude wears a top hat and monocle, he’s the fanciest dragon you’ll ever meet.

So come on, join us on this server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your butt off. It’s a total clown fiesta, but in the best way possible. Don’t be a square, join the fun!

CraftyCulinaryPartyPalooza

AITAH, Cater, Contribute, CraftyCulinaryPartyPalooza, culinary school, engagement party, expensive, family, family gatherings, free culinary services, invest, Job, opportunity, Party, personal chef, professional chefs, recipes, refusing, selfish, Skills, trained chef

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8203	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	5407	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your family for your amazing culinary skills? Join our Minecraft server where you can cook up a storm without any entitled relatives demanding free catering services!

We understand the struggles of being a talented chef in a world full of freeloaders. That’s why our server is a safe haven for all aspiring chefs who just want to cook in peace without being guilt-tripped into catering massive family events for free.

Imagine a world where your cooking skills are appreciated and respected, where you can whip up delicious virtual dishes without anyone expecting you to cater their engagement party for 50+ people. On our server, the only thing you’ll be catering to is your own creativity and passion for cooking.

So say goodbye to entitled relatives and hello to a community of fellow chefs who understand the value of your hard-earned skills. Join our Minecraft server now and start cooking up a storm without any family drama getting in your way!

SweCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic region, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, european union, foreign relations, global security, International cooperation, joint operation, LATVIA, Military, military exercise, Minecraft, Mission, nato, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, SweCraft, Swedish troops, transatlantic partnership

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9626	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

join dis minecraft server and be like swedish troops joinin forces in latvia but in minecraft world. u will be part of epic mission in nato to conquer all da creepers and zombies. u will be armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor to take down all da enemies. come join da fun and be part of da epic battle for survival. plus, u get to build epic castles and houses to show off to all da other players. so come on, join now and be part of da action-packed adventure!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition

ADVANCE, aggression, battle, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, escalation, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, offensive, Politics, russia, SKIRMISH, Territory, Troops, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is advancing 5km inside russia but dont worry, the battles are raging in our new kursk offensive minigame!

why join? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is trying to join to see what all the fuss is about. we have epic pvp battles, crazy custom mobs that will make you pee your pants, and a community of players who are more loyal than a dog to its owner.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman abilities like being able to mine diamonds with your mind and ride dragons into battle. plus, our staff team is so dedicated that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to make sure the server was running smoothly.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become part of the epic ukraine-russia conflict that is taking minecraft by storm!