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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

Against All Odds, Dark Horse, doubtful, doubtful success, far-fetched, he doesn’t stand a chance, Improbable, improbable success, improbable victory, long shot, low probability, Minecraft, NoobCrusher, not favored, not likely, Outsider, remote chance, Server, slim odds, slim possibility, Underdog, unlikely outcome, unlikely winner

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

KekCraft SMP – The Badass Blockheads

badass, badass group, Blockheads, group, Kek, KekCraft, smp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and claim your prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PillagedParents Minecraft Server

Accountability, anxiety treatment, boundary violation, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional support, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Honesty, medication management, medication security, medication theft, Minecraft, parental betrayal, PillagedParents, prescription medication, Server, substance abuse, surgery preparation, trust issues

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and mystery!

Just like in this crazy story, you never know who might be stealing your diamonds or blowing up your base. Will it be your mom, your dad, or even your own husband? The suspense is real!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of anti-anxiety potions to help you calm your nerves when things get too intense. Just make sure to keep them hidden from your sneaky family members!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and uncover the truth behind the missing items. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate detective in our Minecraft world!

PreggoRageCraft

AITAH, Apology, back pain, Cancer, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, emotional outburst, hysterectomy, infertility, medical history, office drama, PreggoRageCraft, pregnancy oversharing, pregnancy talk, pregnant coworker, rude behavior, sensitive topic, swollen feet, workplace tension, Yelling

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!

FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP

Communication, Companionship, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP, Honesty, humor, Kindness, long term, loyalty, Meaningful connections, mutual respect, Qualities, Reliability, Respect, shared interests, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you value qualities like being able to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks, having epic battles with giant mutant chickens, and pranking your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs boring old friendships when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to wreak havoc with? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the insanity begin!

BedroomTreasureHideout

bedroom organization, bedroom storage, BedroomTreasureHideout, behind furniture, clever hiding spots, creative hiding places, hidden treasures, hiding in plain sight, hiding spots, home security, in a bookshelf, in a closet, in a jewelry box, in a shoebox, in a storage bin, inside a drawer, Secret Compartments, secret stash, under the bed, under the mattress, under the rug

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Looking for a place to hide your diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most seasoned players won’t be able to find. From hiding your loot under your bed to burying it deep underground, the possibilities are endless! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll never know who’s lurking around the corner trying to steal your precious items. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the thrill of the hunt on our server!

CraftyIranAttack Minecraft Server

Attack, Axios, Conflict, CraftyIranAttack, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, intelligence, international relations, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, large-scale, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Minister, Reports, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, US

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the craziest adventures waiting for you!

imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts attacking you! but don’t worry, because our server has specially trained ninja llamas that will come to your rescue and take out those pesky pigs in no time!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who will challenge you to a game of chess before letting you in.

plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we have players from all over the world, including a group of alien pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. it’s wild, man.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright hilarious adventures of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKremlin

border disputes, civilians, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, evacuation, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Territory, Towns, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ores Mined:	1061	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA BE LIKE “WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!” 180,000 PPL EVACUATIN’ CUZ THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE MADNESS. UKRAINE BE TAKIN’ OVER 28 TOWNS BUT WHO CARES WHEN U CAN BUILD UR OWN TOWN AND RULE DA WORLD IN DIS SERVER. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN, WE PROMISE NO EVACUATIONS…MAYBE.

KrugerCraft: Ignorance is Bliss

Behavior, BIAS, Bliss, cognitive bias, Decision making, Dunning-Kruger effect, Expertise, ignorance, ignorance is bliss, Incompetence, intelligence, knowledge, KrugerCraft, learning, metacognition, overconfidence, Perception, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self-evaluation, self-perception

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2374
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

come join our minecraft server where the dunning kruger effect is our motto! we believe in the power of ignorance and bliss, where you can be as clueless as you want and still rule the world!

imagine a world where you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon. on our server, anything is possible, even if you have no idea what you’re doing!

we have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of being totally clueless and still coming out on top. join us and see if you have what it takes to be the most blissfully ignorant player in all of minecraft!

so come on down to our server and embrace the dunning kruger effect like never before. who needs knowledge when you have sheer dumb luck on your side?

AngryTabletTrouble

anger, AngryTabletTrouble, Behavior, children, Cognitive, Development, Difficulties, digital devices, early childhood, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Frustration, learning, mental health, parenting, preschooler, screen time, Skills, study, tablet use, Technology

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7679	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	1495	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit, it will make u forget all ur anger and frustration from using a tablet too much as a preschooler.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made out of diamonds or a roller coaster dat goes through a lava pit.

if u join dis server, u will be transported to a magical land where u can forget all ur problems and just have a blast building and exploring.

who needs emotional regulation skills when u can just play minecraft all day? come join us and let all ur worries melt away in a sea of blocks and creepers.