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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8279 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1919 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
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