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BBC Mating Call Minecraft SMP: It’s Over Bros, She’s Blacked Owned Now

BBC, blacked, blacked owned, bros, Call, long tail tags, mating, mating call, Minecraft, Owned, shes, smp

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have BBC mating calls going off left and right, and let me tell you, it’s a sight to behold. The server is now officially blacked owned, so if you want to join in on the chaos, you better hurry up before it’s too late. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild ride of a server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Ugly Fat-Faced Minecraft Server

Buy, CIRI, Disgusting, fat, fat-faced, FatFaced, Gamers, games, Lesbian, Minecraft, MONEY, monstrosity, parents, reactions, Server, Ugly, Women

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crops Grown:	5860	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, basic characters? Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes, even the ugly fat-faced ones! Our community is full of players who embrace uniqueness and diversity, so don’t worry about fitting in.

Join us and embark on wild adventures with characters who break all the gaming stereotypes. Who needs a perfect, flawless protagonist when you can have a fat, ugly, and downright disgusting one to play as? It’s time to break free from the norm and embrace the beauty of imperfection.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where being different is celebrated. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter characters and hello to the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. Join our server now and prepare for a gaming journey like no other!

Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

athlete, Based, based retard, Biggest, biggest based retard, biggest in football, biggest in sports, biggest retard, controversial player, controversy, football, football controversy, football player, internet backlash, internet outrage, Minecraft, offensive language, public figure, retard, smp, social media, social media backlash, sports, sports controversy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server

Anon, BITFUCK, Biz, brain cells, collapse, DEBT, debt crisis, Dollar, Financial, financial collapse, inflation, jeets, market rally, Minecraft, POL, Powell, Prices, Server, shitfuck coins, stock market, student debt, trump

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Animals Bred:	103	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players.

Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP

2013, altcoins, Blockchain, bullrun, buttcoiner, cowards, crypto community, cryptocurrency, determination, digital assets, Financial Advice, hodl, hodling, investing, long term, market trends, Minecraft, Old_Fag_2013, oldfag, patience, resilience, smp, staying power

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8169
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too scared to take risks and go on epic adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

We are currently 6 weeks into the bullrun and let me tell you, things are getting wild! We have insane amounts of diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare resources you could ever dream of. But beware, there are cowards and r/buttcoiners trying to bring us down. But don’t worry, we are strong and will not let them ruin our fun.

Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Don’t be a coward, join us and let’s dominate this bullrun together!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Blue Mage Weeklies, Christmas movie night, Crafty, Crystal Conflict Night, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, LOTR Marathon, Male Middie Movie Night, MEETUPS, Minecraft, NYE Meetup, Patch 7.15, patch notes, Resources, Server, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Spooky Club, Starlight Celebration, Violent Night

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t forget!

Reasons to join: – Patch 7.15 maintenance is just a cover-up for the epic updates we have in store for you. Get ready for some mind-blowing changes! – Our Patch Notes are so crazy, you’ll think you’re reading a fantasy novel. But no, it’s all real and happening on our server! – Starlight Celebration? More like Starlight Party! Join us for the most lit holiday event in Minecraft history. – Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got ’em all! And they’re all as rare as a diamond block in the desert. – Meetups? We’ve got ’em all, from Male Middie Movie Night to Violent Night (2022). You won’t find meetups like these anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Krampus or two along the way!

The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP

action, all time, best, BETRAYAL, Classics, crime, crime films, detective, Drama, films, gangster, heist, iconic, investigation, Mafia, Minecraft, murder, must watch, Mystery, organized crime, smp, Suspense, Thriller, Time, top rated

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Star Shards Collected:	209
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build epic structures and mine for diamonds – we create the best crime films of all time! Join us if you want to be a part of crazy heists, epic car chases, and intense shootouts all within the blocky world of Minecraft.

Our server is filled with talented filmmakers who will help you bring your wildest crime film ideas to life. Need a getaway driver for your bank robbery scene? We got you covered. Want to recreate the iconic “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” scene from The Godfather? We’ll help you build the perfect mafia hideout.

But be warned, the competition is fierce on our server. Rumor has it that the infamous Blockbuster Bandits have been causing chaos, stealing all the best film props and sets for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic showdown?

So if you’re ready to channel your inner Scorsese and create the ultimate crime film in Minecraft, join us on our server and let the blockbuster madness begin!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Super.MineRich.net

Mecha Anime & Tokusatsu Minecraft Server

action, Anime, anime lover, Bonding, Char’s Counterattack, CUDDLE, double feature, dream date, FANTASY, futuristic, giant robots, Girlfriend, Japanese entertainment, Kamen Rider 555, Mecha, mecha anime, Minecraft, movie night, paradise lost, relationship goals, romance, Sci Fi, Server, tokusatsu

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Come join our Minecraft server and find your perfect mecha anime and tokusatsu-loving girlfriend! Imagine cuddling together while watching Char’s Counterattack and Kamen Rider 555 Paradise Lost on a virtual movie night. Who needs real-life relationships when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and start building your romantic anime paradise!

Leina’s New Design Minecraft SMP

Aesthetic, chic, clothing, critique, design, Designer, fashion, fashion blogger, fashion influencer, fashionista, Leina’s new design, Leinas, Minecraft, MODERN, opinion, Outfit, personal style, review, smp, statement piece, Style, trendy, Unique, Wardrobe

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Oh my Notch, have you seen Leina’s new design on our Minecraft SMP? It’s like she went from a basic dirt house to a freaking castle made out of diamond blocks! And get this, she has a pet dragon that guards her loot! Like, who even has a pet dragon in Minecraft? Only on our server, that’s who!

But that’s not even the best part. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night in Leina’s base. I heard they have glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning records. It’s lit, literally!

If you want to join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness that goes down, you better hurry up before the Ender Dragon starts moonwalking and the creepers start breakdancing. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.