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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 7139 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 418 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 888 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!