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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5331 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2797 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, it’s so lit, even russia can’t deny it. they’re all like, “we see no signs of peace talks,” but that’s just cuz they’re too busy playing on our server, duh.
join us for the most epic adventures, like fighting dragons with only a carrot as your weapon. or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
we’ve got crazy mini-games, like “sheep rodeo” where you have to ride a sheep for as long as you can without falling off. and “zombie disco” where you have to dance your way out of a horde of zombies.
plus, our community is so rad, you’ll never want to leave. we’ve got players from all over the world, including aliens from mars (they’re really good at redstone).
so, what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. russia can’t stop us, and neither can you!
