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Hurry Up Jenkins! Minecraft Server

Accountability, attitude, business partners, Communication, Deadlines, Golf, hard work, Hurry, Jenkins, leadership, Minecraft, productivity, Professionalism, punctuality, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Slacking, spreadsheets, success, teamwork, Time management, VALUES, work ethic

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value punctuality, hard work, and a good attitude just like Jenkins should have! Join us and you’ll have the chance to golf with our business partners in-game, where the only spreadsheets you’ll be dealing with are the ones you use to build your epic creations. Don’t let Jenkins catch you slacking though, or you might just end up in a virtual meeting with the boss! Join now for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other.

> Immigrants Are Taking Pets Off Tables Minecraft SMP

Ball, cat removal, Croatians, croatians taking pets, CURSE, curse of fred, Deliver, deliver the ball, fred, fred’s curse, immigrant pets, Immigrants, immigrants and pets, immigrants taking pets, Minecraft, pet removal, Pets, smp, table pets, Tables, taking pets, total cat removal

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Animals Bred:	176	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of immigrants stealing your pets and putting them on tables? Well, look no further because our server has implemented a strict “Total Cat Removal” policy! Say goodbye to your feline friends being used as table decorations.

But that’s not all! The real chaos begins when Fred, our resident delivery guy, decides to start delivering balls to Croatians. You never know what kind of mayhem will ensue when Fred is on the loose!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky experience unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might even find yourself tangled up in some crazy shenanigans along the way!

BabyGenderReveal Minecraft Server

baby boy, baby clothes, baby girl, BabyGenderReveal, birth pressure, family drama, family expectations, family relationships, Family secrets, favoritism, gender disappointment, Gender Reveal, gender stereotypes, gendered clothing, Grandparents, honesty in relationships, lying.., Minecraft, parenting decisions, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, Server, surprise baby

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Farms Harvested:	535	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	2062
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of your MIL’s gender expectations? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and have a virtual baby boy instead of a girl! Our server is filled with surprises, just like finding out the gender of your third child. Avoid the pressure of giving your parents a granddaughter and instead, enjoy the chaos of raising another boy. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see the look on everyone’s faces when they find out the truth after 6 months of deception? Join now for a hilarious adventure that will leave you questioning if you’re the asshole or just a master prankster!

NakedCraft: Oops!

accident, Accidental, Apology, Best Friend, bunk bed, classmate, Drama, EMBARRASSMENT, forgiveness, friendship, locked door, mean, misunderstanding, naked, NakedCraft, Oops, roommates, school trip, school trip incident, shower, Upset

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s full of drama and scandal? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of accidentally exposing your best friend in front of your entire class. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the juicy gossip and betrayal you could ever want? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to stir up some drama and make enemies for life – join our server today!

CompliMinecraft SMP: Post-Sex Weirdo

After sex, awkward compliments, bizarre comments, CompliMinecraft, curious feedback, funny compliments, odd remarks, offbeat compliments, outlandish praise, peculiar compliments, peculiar remarks, post-coital compliments, Postsex, quirky remarks, smp, strange compliments, strange post-sex compliments, uncommon compliments, unconventional compliments, unexpected praise, unique feedback, unusual compliments, weird compliments, Weirdo

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mines Excavated:	4731

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to receive the weirdest compliments after sex! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected praise like “Your block-placing skills are top-notch” or “Your creeper-avoidance tactics are truly impressive”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before in the world of Minecraft. So come on in and see what all the buzz is about!

CraftyCrappyGifts

bad gift, CraftyCrappyGifts, disappointing gift, gift blunder, gift disappointment, gift disaster, gift embarrassment, gift fail, gift faux pas, gift flop, gift horror, gift letdown, gift mishap, gift misstep, gift mistake, gift nightmare, gift regret, regretful gift, terrible gift, worst gift

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be plundered! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop nothing but rare loot when killed. So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RefugeeCampRaided

airstrikes, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, gaza, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, refugee camp, RefugeeCampRaided, Staff, UN, united nations, United Nations agency, United Nations staff, violence, War

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the UN is talking about it! Apparently, Israel went all out and killed 6 staff members in airstrikes on a refugee camp just to try and stop people from joining this server. That’s how epic it is!

But you know what? They can’t stop us! We’re gonna join this server and build the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. We’ll make Israel wish they never messed with us and our pixelated world. So come on, join us and let’s show them who’s boss in this virtual universe! Let’s goooo! 🚀🔥🤪

Alien Balance Land

Alien, alien languages, balance, central, Everything.., Exact, human word, idea.., Land, long tail tags, most likely, tags, translation, Universe

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Animals Bred:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	298	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

so, like, u know how balance is, like, super important in the universe and stuff? well, our minecraft server is, like, the epitome of balance, bro. we got aliens and all that jazz, and they totally dig our server cuz they can, like, understand the word “balance” in their own language. it’s, like, mind-blowing, man. join us and be part of this intergalactic experience where aliens and humans come together to build epic stuff and have a blast. plus, we have, like, secret portals to other dimensions and crazy adventures waiting for you. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join, right? come on, bro, let’s do this!

Adderall Mania Madness

Adderall, addiction, Covid-19 pandemic, dosing guidelines, drug abuse, high doses, INCREASED, madness, Mania, Medicine, mental health, mental illness, overdose, prescription drug, psychiatric symptoms, Psychosis, Risk, side effects, stimulant, substance use disorder, young adults

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN A LLAMA RIDING A PIG!

WE GOT MORE PSYCHOSIS THAN A CREEPER IN A TNT FACTORY!

COME ON AND JOIN US, WE’LL MAKE YOUR MANIA GO WILD LIKE A ZOMBIE IN A MINECRAFT VILLAGE!

NO DOSING GUIDELINES HERE, JUST FUN AND CHAOS!

YOUNG ADULTS LOVE US, ESPECIALLY SINCE COVID-19, WE’RE LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY MEMORIES TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Johnny and Marty Minecraft Server?

BROOKHAVEN, brookhaven 🏡rp, Cash, cluckys, comedy, family friendly, funny, Hide and seek, hole simulator, Johnny, Johnny Gets A New Girlfriend In Roblox Rivals…, kid friendly, Marty, Minecraft, Nico and Cash, no swearing, prop hunt, roblox, roblox brookhaven, roblox brookhaven 🏡rp, roblox funny, roblox funny moments, roblox hide and seek, roblox meme, roblox obby, roblox prop hunt, roblox roleplay, roblox shark, roblox sharkbite, Roxy and Omz, Server, So I RIZZED GIRLS, sunny roblox

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Crops Grown:	2355	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Johnny and Marty are two best friends who met in college and have been inseparable ever since. They share a passion for music, travel, and good food. Johnny is a talented guitarist with a knack for writing catchy melodies, while Marty is a skilled percussionist who never fails to keep the beat. Together, they form a dynamic duo that captivates audiences with their high-energy performances. When they’re not jamming out on stage, Johnny and Marty can be found exploring new cities, trying out new restaurants, or simply kicking back and relaxing with a few cold beers. Their friendship is the foundation of their success, and their shared love for music continues to fuel their creative endeavors.