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Bug Slayer, Reptile Wrangler, Spider Catcher – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal rights, Arachnophobia, bug, bugs, catch and release, Catcher, cognitive dissonance, compassion, conservation, entomology, Environment, ethical dilemma, fear, humane treatment, insects, Ladybugs, Minecraft, Pest Control, Phobia, Reptile, reptiles, slayer, smp, spider, Spiders, wildlife, Wrangler

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the bugs are bigger than the players! We’ve got ladybugs the size of houses, spiders that can talk, and reptiles that throw parties in the jungle. Why do we kill bugs on sight? Because they drop rare loot like diamond armor and enchanted weapons! But don’t worry, we catch and release the reptiles and spiders because they’re our allies in the battle against the giant ladybugs. So come join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to survive and have fun!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

cheerful, classic, comfort, easy watch, Favorite, Feel-Good, go to, Good Mood, Happy, Heartwarming, Joyful, light-hearted, mood booster, Movie, MovieBuffMinecraftSMP, pick me up, Positive, Relaxation, stress relief, Timeless, Uplifting

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	579241
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mines Excavated:	1248
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a movie that you can watch at any time to put you in a good mood! Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a dancing panda riding a chicken while fireworks explode in the background.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that just seeing it will bring a smile to your face. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, wacky, and totally awesome Minecraft SMP? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good vibes!

CraftyPickupLines

banter, Charm, Cheesy, comedic, conversation starters, CraftyPickUpLines, DATING, FLIRTING, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, one-liners, pick up lines, playful, relationships, Romantic, sarcasm, WIT, Witty

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	156965	Divine Spears Created:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so hilarious, even creepers can’t resist laughing! We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, and our moderators are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks! So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server!

Fanatic Frenzy Minecraft Server

Attention, Catch, chubas, Clout, companies, Fanatic, fanbase, follow, Frenzy, Giga, Hashtags, Heads, insert, insufferable, Minecraft, Obnoxious, pattern, pollute, pricks, quirky, related, Server, shitty takes, Super Fans

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4436	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of dealing with annoying super fans who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of those clout-chasing chubas and companies. Our server is a safe haven from all the obnoxious pricks out there, where you can build and explore without the fear of being bombarded with shitty takes. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the tyranny of super fans!

/ Femdom / Minecraft SMP /

female authority, female control, Female deity, female dominance, female domination, female empowerment, Female goddess, female leadership, female power, Female rule, female submission, Female submissives, female superiority, Female superiority complex, female supremacy, female worship, femdom, Minecraft, Royal treatment, smp, Women empowerment

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Votes:	2337
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women are allowed because we believe in empowering the ladies in this virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures where we build giant statues of powerful women, like Beyoncé and Wonder Woman. Our server is ruled by the fierce Femdom general, who leads us into battle against any toxic masculinity that dares to challenge our dominance.

In this Bodhisattva edition of our SMP, we strive to achieve enlightenment through serving and honoring the queens of our server. We hold daily ceremonies where we shower our female players with diamonds and gold, because they deserve nothing but the best.

So come join us and bask in the glory of the Femdom general – just be prepared to bow down to the almighty power of women!

CraftyDeathWish

caregiver stress, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, CraftyDeathWish, depression, emotional distress, Emotional support, feeling like a burden, Loneliness, Marriage Struggles, Medical Treatment, mental health, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, physical limitations, relationship dynamics, self worth, suicidal thoughts, support systems

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, unless you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about your shaky hands and wheelchair woes, because on our server, you’ll be running, jumping, and crafting to your heart’s content. Who needs to knit when you can build an entire empire out of blocks?

And don’t worry about feeling lonely, because our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time. Who knows, you might even find a new BFF or two (just make sure they’re not eyeing your husband like your cousin Lily).

So come on down to our server and leave all your troubles behind. Who knows, you might even forget about that whole “better off dead” comment you made to your husband. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.

VillainMotiveMC SMP

Antagonist, best, best motive, Compelling, criminal, Dark, Evil, Heard, Intriguing, justification, mastermind, Motive, Plot, reason, Revenge, Sinister, smp, Twisted, Villain, villain motive, VillainMotiveMC, villainous

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Star Shards Collected:	134
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic battle between a group of evil chickens and a gang of heroic pigs! The villainous chickens have been plotting for months to overthrow the peaceful pig kingdom, and only you can help save the day with your epic building skills and strategic pig riding abilities. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will only reveal its location to those brave enough to take on their llama dance challenge. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one adventure you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCashCow – Minecraft Server

budgeting, cost of living, cost-prohibitive, CraftyCashCow, exorbitant, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, inflationary prices, Luxury items, Minecraft, out of reach, Overpriced, price hikes, price increases, price tags, PRICEY., Server, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Are you tired of spending a fortune on diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Join us and never worry about the high cost of diamonds again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlimited XP and enchanted gear. So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate diamond-wielding, chicken-riding champion!

Pixel Pen & Paper Exam

Advancements, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Assessment, Classroom, Digital, education, Exam, Exams, Future, handwriting, in person, innovation, learning, Paper, paperless, pen, Pen and Paper, PIXEL, progress, Technology, Traditional, traditional methods, written exams

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Farms Harvested:	115
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	5875	Blood Moons Survived:	3

hey y’all wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies do the cha cha slide? well lemme tell ya, on this server, we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that tell jokes while they explode.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the spiders wear sparkly tutus.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. just watch out for the evil bunnies that shoot laser beams from their eyes. they’re a real hoot.

Western Publishers Minecraft Server

business ethics, consumer dissatisfaction, Content Creation, corporate culture, creative process, criticism, customer expectations, feedback loop, game development, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, industry standards, market trends, Media consumption, Minecraft, production issues, publisher practices, Publishers, Quality Control, Server, video games, Western, western publishers

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Zombie Dances:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate craze! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant, fire-breathing chicken! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the loot. Will you be one of them?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust out their best dance moves to defeat mobs and bosses. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the fun begin!