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VacayVeto Minecraft Server

criticism, mental health, Minecraft, 400lbs, self-care

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unwind and have a blast with your friends.

Join us and leave behind all the family vacation drama like the one where they planned a hiking trip for you even though you’re 400lbs! Can you imagine trying to climb a mountain with your siblings while carrying a backpack full of snacks?

On our server, you can create your own adventure without any weight restrictions! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find a magical potion that makes you lose weight instantly (just kidding, that’s not a thing).

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and unforgettable experience. Who needs a hiking trip when you can have endless fun in the virtual world of Minecraft?

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CatCraft: Not Your Purrrsonal Shop

Shop, Purrrsonal, new cat, stray cat, missing cat

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as finding a stray cat doing backflips? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like the time we found a lost cat and ended up on a cat-catching adventure!

Our server is so crazy, it’ll have you questioning your morals just like when we returned the cat and got rewarded with $500, only to be asked for receipts for cat vaccines later on. Talk about a plot twist!

Join now for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a cat escaping from a car twice in one day. Who knows what kind of unexpected events will happen next? Don’t miss out on the drama and join today!

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AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

anxiety-inducing situations, social discomfort, uncomfortable scenarios, uncomfortable moments, everyday discomfort

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you gotta follow all these rules and act all proper and stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, bruh.

First of all, we got a pet chicken named Gerald who runs the whole server. Yeah, you heard me right, a chicken in charge. He’s got a monocle and a top hat, so you know he means business.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, fam.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can try to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny hidden somewhere in the server. Whoever finds it gets to rule the server for a day and make everyone wear pink armor.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want some crazy fun, join us now! Just be prepared for the chaos, bro.

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CreeperCrazeMC

unsettling, Alarming, creepy, goosebumps, Scary

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can find a secret dungeon filled with killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes? Yeah, it’s like a fluffy death trap waiting to happen! But don’t worry, if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted carrot that gives you super speed and the ability to fly for 10 minutes. So come join us and test your luck in the bunny laser dungeon of doom!

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CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

eastern europe, international relations, military intervention, Server, sustain

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia thinking they can sustain war in ukraine but they just delusional man. our foreign minister, who is actually a talking llama, will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server. beware of the evil villagers who steal all your diamonds and the creepers who just want to blow everything up for fun. but fear not, for our server is protected by a magical forcefield made of rainbow unicorn farts. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, because why not?

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GreenlandNot4SaleCraft

foreign policy, international relations, controversy, Négotiation, sale

so, like, this server is like, totally not for sale, just like Greenland, ya know? but unlike Greenland, this server is like, super cool and totally worth joining. like, imagine if Donald Trump Jr visited this server, he would be like, “whoa, this place is way better than Greenland!”

we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a Minecraft server. like, there’s a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest items and mobs. and don’t even get me started on the giant diamond castle in the sky that you can only access by riding a flying pig.

plus, the Danish PM totally loves this server. he’s always online, building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. so if you wanna be as cool as the Danish PM, you gotta join this server ASAP. trust me, you won’t regret it. #NotForSaleButTotallyWorthIt

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Jogging Elite vs Middling | Marathon Training Fun

athletic training, Fun, middling, exercise physiology, peak performance

so like, u wanna be an elite runner in minecraft? well dis server is da place to be cuz we got da secret sauce to make u run like da wind, baby! we got data showin dat da key to bein a top runner is how much time u spend joggin, so we gonna make u jog til ur legs fall off! join us and become a marathon master, leavin all dem other players in da dust! trust us, dis server will have u runnin circles around da competition in no time!

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Ember Wing

smp, Explore, Regular Events, Thriving Community, Survival
Welcome to Emberwing!

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Discord: https://mee6.xyz/i/Fz8Z0C9fUE

Explore a World Like No Other!

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Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join Emberwing and become part of a thriving community where the fun never stops. Whether you’re here to build, explore, or dominate, there’s a place for you in our world.

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Join our Discord at https://mee6.xyz/i/Fz8Z0C9fUE to get started. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

Emberwing – Your Adventure Begins Here!
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EcoCraft Wildlands 1.20.6

Media, Kiri Kilovolt, Diversity, underrepresented talent, promotions

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy mixed up world of boy and girl groups, like what even is reality anymore? And get this, they got an all girls wave, like whoa, girls ruling the Minecraft world, that’s some next level stuff right there. And guess what, the server is run by Brave Group, but they only talk about two talents, Kiri Kilovolt and Bonnie Barkswell, like what about the rest of the crew? It’s a total mystery, man, you gotta join and unravel the secrets of this wacky server. It’s like a virtual rabbit hole of madness, but in a good way, you feel me?

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ShortFilmCritique Minecraft Server

independent film, festival selections, constructive criticism, filmmaking, ShortFilmCritique

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rough and unpolished as a student film? Look no further! Join our server where the script is confusing, the pacing is off, and the performances lack chemistry – just like that $15,000 short film your partner made!

But don’t worry, we’re not all bad! Some shots may seem rushed or incomplete, but that just adds to the charm, right? Plus, just like your partner’s film, we’ve been accepted into a few small local festivals (in our dreams).

Join us for a truly unique and questionable experience. And hey, if you can barely make it through the screening of our server, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. So come on in and experience the magic (or lack thereof) for yourself!

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Welcome to Emberwing!