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Minecraft SMP – Magic The Gathering Arena General

MTG Arena General, September 24, reminders, Scryfall, useful links

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected alliances, epic battles, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, a hidden treasure map that leads to a stash of diamonds, and a mysterious portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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Crafting Wizards: Magic Arena Madness

magic the gathering, madness, Crafting, Client, mtgag

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Looking for a server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into dance parties. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that he’s learning how to do the floss dance just to impress our players. And if that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

So come on down to our server and let’s ROFL our way through the world of Minecraft together. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await us? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your pickaxe, because things are about to get EPIC!

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Magic the LOLing Arena – Best Minecraft server for MTG fans! Unlimited fun, spells, and shenanigans await!

metagame, Magic, Planeswalkers With Attitude, Client, Timeless

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just walk, we planeswalk with attitude! Join us for epic battles, conspiracy theories, and outrageous stories that will have you questioning reality.

Magic the Gathering: Arena is our game of choice, where you can show off your decks, celebrate your victories, and dive into the world of Standard play. But wait, there’s more! We also have a lite version of Pioneer called Explorer, as well as Hearthstone modes like Historic and Timeless. It’s a magical adventure like no other!

Looking for metagame resources? Look no further than mtgtop8.com and mtggoldfish.com. These sites will have you prepared for any battle that comes your way.

Our previous thread may have died in just 2 hours, but that’s only because we were too busy dominating the virtual battlefield. And don’t forget to share your favorite sorcery spell with us – we’re always looking for new tricks up our sleeves.

PSA: If you encounter anyone using strange words like “tranny,” “paypiggy,” or “shill,” just remember – it’s probably just the resident schizo. Report those posts, hide the posters, and ignore their replies. We’re here to have fun, not deal with drama.

Join us on this insane Minecraft server, where anything is possible and every adventure is more outrageous than the last. Come for the magic, stay for the mayhem!

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Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

fan engagement, fan criticism., fan perspective, NXT fans, fan behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

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Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

sick, work, corporate lawyer, cold remedies, dramatic

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

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YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

Underground, offbeat, Underrated, Favorite, undiscovered gem

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

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CraftyPurchases

favorite decision, great buy, best purchase, favorite investment, best decision

Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

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UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

global governance, persona non grata, PersonaNonGrata, international relations, member states

lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

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CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

sanctions evasion, ENERGY, Trade, global affairs, sanctions

come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

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Crafty RNA Methylation Server

Medical research, Methylation, scientific study, RNA methylation, FRONTIERS

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

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