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Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomers

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
New Chunks Explored:	655581	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

advanced techniques, atomic level, atomic scale, infinitely small world, innovation, measure distances, microscopic ruler, Minecraft, molecular distance, Molecular scale, molecules, Nano, nanoengineering, nanometer scale, Nanoscale, nanoscience, nanotechnology, precision measurement, research, Ruler, scientific measurement, scientific research, Server, Technology

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5517	Crops Grown:	2118
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Kriegcraft

advanced jobs, advanced seasons, alliances, Brewery, building, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, geopolitical events, MCMMO, mobs, Plugins, PvP, quality armor, Survival, Towny, Vehicles, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Dragons Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to Kriegcraft!

a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

kriegcraft.com:25569

The Imladris Conclave

creativity, Custom Crops, discovery, enhanced mechanics, hard mode, long-term adventures, Minecraft, Mmocore, Mythicmobs, skill trees, Small Community, Survival, Welcoming Community, Whitelist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

15.204.60.178:25570

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!