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Self-LoathingCraft Minecraft Server

desuarchive, editionroadkill, habits, haha, i hate myself, long tail tags: catbox, mega.nz, Minecraft, minecraft server, Online Community, posscraft, posscraft server, posshouse, SelfLoathingCraft, Server, simple & clean, steamcommunity, tagmap, tagmap.io, Trash, video file

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

We have so many unique features that you won’t find anywhere else, like our exclusive editionroadkill where you can run over mobs in style. Want to explore the vast world of Minecraft in a whole new way? Check out our tagmap where you can tag locations with hilarious tags like haha and hahaihatemyself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our community at posshouse where you can chat with other players who also hate themselves (in a funny way, of course). And don’t forget to hop on our server posscraft at 51.81.62.131 for some truly outrageous adventures.

So why wait? Come join us and embrace the madness at /haha/ i hate myself Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

DaughterQuitsTeam Minecraft Server

aau, aita, banging, Break, Coach, DAUGHTER, DaughterQuitsTeam, Drama, Drunk, Game, Girls, HIGH, high school, hotel room, Issues, Minecraft, Miserable, opportunity, Party, push through, QUIT, roommate, Server, TEAM, tough it out

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ores Mined:	4770	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Votes:	4747	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero hotel room shenanigans and no late-night door banging from drunk teammates!

Join us and avoid the chaos of AAU drama, like Zoe did when she left her team to join us. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building, mining, and crafting without any unnecessary distractions.

Forget about toughing it out and pushing through issues – on our server, the only thing you’ll be pushing is blocks to build your dream creations. So come join us and leave the drama behind! Your sanity will thank you.

CoupleSplitterCraft

3 years, aita, broke up, catch up, Cheating, couple, CoupleSplitterCraft, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, innocent, instagram, Job, John M23, june, March, Music, song, supermarket, swiped up, texts

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potions in a witch’s cauldron! Are you ready to break up virtual couples you barely know and cause chaos in the pixelated world?

Join us and meet players like John M23, who will swipe up your stories and make his girlfriend think he’s cheating on her with you, even though you’ve only had TWO conversations! Watch as relationships crumble over innocent in-game chats and witness the power of social media drama in action.

Who needs to text online when you can meet in person in the virtual world of Minecraft? Avoid those pesky girlfriends who monitor your texts and dive into a world where friendships are tested by outrageous accusations and unexpected plot twists.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of relationship drama and questionable intentions. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a love triangle or two!

BlockyBetrayal: Past Pixels

BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, Cheating, Communication, coping, emotional pain, emotions, forgiveness, healing, Honesty, hurt, Infidelity, long-term effects, Marriage, moving on, past mistakes, pixels, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationship, second chances, Trust

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Build a virtual world where your partner can’t cheat on you because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Plus, our server has a secret love potion that can make your partner fall head over heels for you all over again. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama forever!

TankerCraft Minecraft Server

Black Market, controversy, illegal activities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, norm, North Korea, north korean, Oil, Oil Smuggling, product, russia, sanctions, Server, SMUGGLING, Tanker Ships, TankerCraft, Tankers, Trade, Vessels, Vostochny Port

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Runes Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Yo, you won’t believe the craziness happenin’ on this Minecraft server! We got North Korean Tankers showin’ up at Russia’s Vostochny Port, smugglin’ oil products like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

Join this server if you wanna be part of the most insane adventures ever. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground oil smuggling operation or witness a high-speed chase between Tankers and the authorities. It’s like livin’ on the edge, but in blocky pixel form.

So, what are you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and chaos on this server. Just be prepared for anything and everything, ’cause you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next. Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

DinoCraft: Howitzer Havoc

artillery, defense industry, DinoCraft, Dinosaur, Havoc, Howitzer, howitzers, innovation, military capabilities, military competition, military defense, military equipment, military firepower, military innovation, military manufacturing, military superiority, military technology, rapid production, south korea, South Korean, technology advancement, weapons company, Western competitors

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have South Korean dinosaurs churning out howitzers like there’s no tomorrow! These bad boys are twice as fast as anything those Western wimps can come up with. Watch out, because our server is about to get explosive! Join now for a chance to ride a dinosaur while shooting off some epic howitzers. It’s gonna be a blast!

CoinFlipFailsMC

chance, coin flip, CoinFlipFailsMC, gambling, game theory, long shot, LUCK, Mathematics, never win, Odds, Probability, probability theory, Random, rare event, slim chance, statistical anomaly, statistics, technically possible, Theoretical, uncertainty, unlikely

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Join dis minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers can dance! You never know what you’ll find around the corner, maybe a talking cow or a chicken riding a horse!

If you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds or a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese! Plus, our server has the most epic mini-games like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass a flaming potato before it explodes in your face!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword! And if you’re lucky, you might even be crowned the ruler of the server and have all the players bow down to you as their supreme overlord!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, anything is possible in our world, even winning a coin flip every time!

MindCraftADventure

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s prevention, Alzheimer’s research, brain health, clinical trial, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive impairment, dementia prevention, dietary intervention, healthy aging, lifestyle intervention, medical food, MIND-ADmini, MindCraftADventure, multimodal intervention, neurodegenerative disease, nutrition therapy, prodromal Alzheimer’s, randomized controlled trial

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Crops Grown:	7907	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well have i got the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur dream castle while fighting off zombie pigmen with a carrot sword. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just the beginning!

our server is like a magical land where u can ride on flying pigs, swim in lava without getting burned, and even have a dance party with creepers. but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties in town.

oh, and did i mention we have a special potion that turns u into a unicorn? yep, that’s right. join our server and become the most majestic creature in all of minecraft land. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let the craziness begin!

Harmony Falls: Where even creepers have a better sense of harmony than your singing

active community, Bosses, CREEPERS, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Engaging Community, Events, Falls, friendly players, gladiators, Harmony, immersive experience, java server, MCMMO, Pets, proximity chat, PvP arenas, RPG elements, sense, singing, smp, smp server, Towny, voice chat

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7957

🌟 Harmony Falls Minecraft Server Overview 🌟

Server Details:	Version: Java 1.20.1
	IP: join.harmonyfallssmp.world
	Discord: https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About 🌠 Harmony Falls 🌠:

😄 Proximity Voice Chat
👥 PvE & PvP
👹 Bosses/Dungeons
🐉 Pets
🌄 RPG Elements
🌟 Events

Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

So, what are you waiting for? Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your Minecraft journey like never before!

Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

See you in 👑 Harmony Falls 👑

FAQ

Q: Can I use Voice Chat on the server?: A: Yes, Harmony Falls uses Simple Voice Chat for proximity communication, but it is optional.
Q: Are there PvP areas on the server?: A: Yes, you can engage in PvP battles in designated PvP arenas, but PvP is optional and can be toggled.
Q: What kind of events can I participate in?: A: Events include hide and seek tournaments, murder mystery, build competitions, and more!
Q: Are there any plans for more features in the future?: A: Yes, more exciting features are being developed for the server, so stay tuned!

UncleCore Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, UncleCore

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	6111
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a single uncle who has dedicated his life to creating the most insane and hilarious Minecraft world ever seen.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a giant statue of the single uncle himself, holding a diamond sword and riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across crazy mini-games like “Uncle’s Chicken Dance Challenge” where you have to dance like a chicken to win epic prizes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Uncle’s Treasure Hunt” where players must search for hidden chests filled with rare items, guarded by mobs dressed in Hawaiian shirts and sunglasses.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the favorite nephew or niece of the single uncle himself!