MSTR vs TSLA Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eclipse Valley 1.21

anti-black, anti-minority, anti-Semitic, anti-semitism, Bigotry, discrimination, eclipse, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, hate speech laws, ignorance, injustice, intolerance, prejudice, racial inequality, racism, Social Issues, Valley, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where you can unleash your inner chaos!

Build giant monuments dedicated to your favorite conspiracy theories and battle against other players in epic PvP matches!

Explore our vast map filled with hidden secrets and traps that will keep you on your toes!

Don’t be a sheep like the rest of the players, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to question reality!

Plus, we have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the truth behind the lizard people. You won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on, join us and let’s dive deep into the rabbit hole together. Just don’t forget your tinfoil hat!

BoomerBounceCraft

40ish old ladies, aita, back of church, bench, BoomerBounceCraft, Church, condescending, Dissapointment, floor seating, LAUGHING, Mass, not giving seat, old lady, passive aggressive, reserved seating, respect elders, Rude, Students, sunday school, taken seat

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	43	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive old ladies in real life? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only elders you have to respect are the ones who can build the best pixel art!

Our server is filled with hundreds of virtual chairs for you to sit on, so you’ll never have to worry about rude old ladies trying to steal your seat again. Plus, we have special benches reserved just for students, so you can relax in peace without any unwanted drama.

Join now and build your own virtual church where you can sit wherever you want without fear of judgment from entitled elders. Who knew escaping real life could be so much fun?

TimeWaster SMP

bad habits, distractions, inefficiency, multitasking, Prioritization, procrastination, productivity, smp, Time management, time management apps, time management goals, time management skills, time management strategies, time management techniques, time management tips, time management tools, time management training, time thieves, time tracking, time wasters, timewaster, work habits

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Potions Brewed:	153
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time.

So, picture this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by chickens riding pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. And then you look up and see a giant statue of a potato with lasers shooting out of its eyes. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. The admins on this server are like mythical creatures or something. One time, I saw one of them turn into a dragon and fly around the map, setting everything on fire. It was both terrifying and amazing at the same time.

And the community on this server is just bananas. We have dance parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where time is wasted in the most epic and ridiculous ways possible, then you need to hop on this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBreakups

BlockyBreakups, Breakup, Closure, Disappointment, emotional pain, failed relationship, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, letting go, Love Lost, moving on, Not meant to be, realization, red flags, Reflection, relationship, Self Discovery, Signs it’s over, starting over, unfulfilled expectations

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	275	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your so-called “soulmate” steal them all and run off into the sunset? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life relationships!

Join us on our server where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone griefing it because they got mad at you for leaving the toilet seat up. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to find that special someone who won’t yell at you for spending too much time playing Minecraft.

So say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a loyal pack of wolves by your side? Join now and start building your happily ever after, one block at a time!

Baltic Cable Guardians Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic, Baltic Sea region, cable, Communication, cooperation, cybersecurity, Defense, defense strategy, Europe, Guardians, Infrastructure, International, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Mission, nato, Naval, Protection, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, Surveillance, undersea cables

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

come join our minecraft server where we protect undersea cables in the baltic sea region because apparently nato is too busy to do it themselves. we have dolphins with laser beams attached to their heads to zap any pesky intruders trying to mess with our cables. also, our underwater base is made entirely out of cheese because why not? join us for a gouda time and help us defend our precious cables from the evil forces of the deep sea!

BalticPipelinePirates

#intelligence gathering, Baltic pipeline, Baltic Sea, BalticPipelinePirates, Black Sea Fleet, circling, eastern europe, energy security, Espionage, european union, Geopolitics, Maritime, Military, nato, russia, Russian, SECURITY, shadow fleet, source, Surveillance, Vessel

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9608	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got russian shadow fleets and stuff circling around like they in a dang parade. u wanna feel da adrenaline rush of being chased by a mysterious vessel while u mine for diamonds? well dis da place for u, my friend.

we got secret missions where u gotta sneak past the shadow fleet and deliver precious cargo to save the world from destruction. but watch out, cuz there be spies and double agents everywhere tryna sabotage ur mission.

if u think u got what it takes to outsmart the russians and save the day, den come join us on dis epic adventure. but be warned, things can get pretty intense on dis server. so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride like no other.

BrainyCraft – CardioKids – YouthfulBrains

adolescence, blood pressure, BMI, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain health, brain imaging, brain structure, BrainyCraft, CardioKids, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, Childhood, childhood health, childhood obesity, cognitive function, dementia, early differences, Long-term Health, pediatric health, physical activity, YouthfulBrains

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for diamonds and fight off creepers like a boss! 🤪💎

if u want ur brain to be as strong as ur pickaxe, then this is the server for u! we got crazy mini-games that will make ur heart race faster than a sprinting zombie! 🧟‍♂️

our players have the best cardiovascular health cuz we keep them moving and grooving in the virtual world! 💪🏼💥

so come on down to our server and let’s build some epic structures together! who needs a gym membership when u can get fit and have fun in minecraft?! 🏋🏼‍♂️🏰

join now and let’s get those brains and bodies in tip-top shape! 💥🧠💎🔥

Trident Network Survival Server

Cross-Play, Economy, home, Landclaim, Rtp, Sethome, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, Veinminer

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Survival Server. It’s online 24/7

landclaim, economy, etc etc, veinminer

Was previously listed on this website but they removed it? No email or message i could find as to why.

/sethome /home /tpa /rtp

mc.tri-net.co.uk Click to copy

⭐ GoodQuestion ⭐┃➤ Minecraft survival server

Community, Events, GoodQuestion, Minecraft, Modes, Server, Story, Survival, Unique

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4313	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Enchantments Applied:	141	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

GoodQuestion is a unique Minecraft server where every player will find something for themselves. We offer exciting modes, regular events and a friendly community. Join and create your story with us!

mc.goqu.ru

256Forever

256Forever, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	discord.256forever.net

New terrain, new experiences, nostalgic multiplayer vibes! 256Forever is a semi-vanilla server with limited plugins. We only have Quality of Life things like /home, /spawn etc. Also, chests found in the world have loot unique to each player. No more already looted chests 🙂

I have also added some small but useful custom coded features, and can add anything else upon request: – Disable phantoms per player with /phantoms – Use /slime to check if you’re in a slime chunk (To avoid sharing the seed)

I am debating on adding some of my other plugins like Devotions but not sure yet! Starting simple.

We have a tight-knit community that is extremely active. The map just started about three weeks ago now, and it’s still fresh. The border is a bit small (about 5k) so that when new updates come we can generate new terrain, but I picked a great seed with everything we need within the border. I also plan on staying up to date with the latest in-game version.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	While Discord is not a requirement, it is highly recommended as it is our main means of communication and community building.
Are there any griefing or PvP rules?	We have strict rules against griefing and PvP outside of agreed upon circumstances. Our community values cooperation and respect.
Can I suggest new features or plugins?	Absolutely! We are always open to suggestions and feedback to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on Discord.