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BabyBezosCraft

Appearance, baby, BabyBezosCraft, bald, billionaire, comparison, controversy, cute, elon musk, humor, jeff bezos, joking, Neighbour, new parent, Offense, parenting, Rude, Sensitive, serious, Social Interaction, world domination

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cute as a baby but as powerful as Jeff Bezos? Look no further! Our server is so awesome, even babies are jealous.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, just like Jeff Bezos (but hopefully without the world domination part). Our server is so epic, even Elon Musk would be jealous.

So come on, join us and show off your building skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to becoming a billionaire in the Minecraft world. Just don’t compare any babies to billionaires while you’re here, okay?

FlirtyPixels Minecraft SMP

FlirtyPixels, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Emeralds Found:	4690
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Falling into the Void:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry, he’s a total party animal.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly llama races where you can bet your diamonds and emeralds, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with llamas. And our admin is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns, no joke.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of chicken whisperers who can communicate with poultry telepathically. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get wild around here.

CreeperCraze: AgingAnxiety

aging, AgingAnxiety, CreeperCraze, existential crisis, fear, fear of death, financial insecurity, health decline, INDEPENDENCE, ISOLATION, Loneliness, loss of identity, loss of loved ones, medical expenses, Memory Loss, mental decline, mobility issues, mortality, physical decline, Retirement, societal expectations, wrinkles

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Divine Spears Created:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Are you afraid of turning into a wrinkly raisin with creaky bones and a constant need for naps? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, aging is a thing of the past! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting old again. Our magical pixel world will keep you forever young and spry, with endless adventures and fun to keep you feeling like a kid forever. So come on, join us and defy the laws of aging in the most epic way possible!

Redstone Revolution

business news, corporate restructuring, economic impact, energy giant, ENERGY MARKET, Energy Sector, geopolitical tensions, HQ staff, international relations, job cuts, job losses, Layoffs, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian economy, sanctions, War, Western customers, workforce reduction

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s energy giant! we are cutting 40% of our staff because they couldn’t handle the intensity of our server! our war with the western customers is legendary, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster in a tornado!

Landfall SMP

Adventure, Character, Civilization, Community, Earth, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, FTB, gameplay, guild, Immersive, Kingdom, Lore, Magic, Medieval, Politics, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storytelling, Survival, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

The Landfall SMP is tight-knit community playing characters in an extraordinarily rich canon. Whether you’re a builder, politician, leader, or warrior, our world of Caldora has something to offer you!!

We are currently in timeline Landfall-530: Noble Blood…

“Fifteen centuries after the fall of The Great Dominion, the world stands in the shadow of a forgotten empire. The ancient bloodlines, descendants of the legendary figures of Landfall-230, now hold the only connection to that distant past, revered as symbols of power and prestige. In this new era, kingdoms rise and fall, and the influence of the old world just barely lingers. Mystical forces shape the fates of nations, and the gods themselves watch closely, bestowing blessings upon the faithful. Technology, once understood, has become arcane and divine, seen as remnants of an age long gone. As new powers emerge and old legacies fade, the world of Landfall-530 teeters on the edge of a new era, where devotion, ambition, and community will make or break the individual.”

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Eternal Earth

Custom Items, Dynmap, Earth, Earth Geopolitical, Eternal Earth, Minecraft, nation, Roleplay, Server, Towny, Vehicles, War

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Crops Grown:	9977
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

A new Earth Geopolitical Server, with Towny, Dynmap, Vehicles, and Custom Items. Join us, Create your own nation and goto war!

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Society

26580, anti-social behaviour, Archon, aushost, Australian, Community, Custom, customs, gg, in game, Join, Laws, Roleplay, rules, smp, society, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Society Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Society is a new Australian server aimed at fostering a community where players can create their own rules, laws, and customs. There are no rules except for anti-social behavior outside of in-game roleplay. Join at “archon.aushost.gg:26580”.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the Society server?	There are no rules, except for anti-social behavior outside of in-game roleplay.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server at “archon.aushost.gg:26580”.

Mystic Realm Quests 1.20.1

1.20.1, anger, Argument, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, disagreement, emotional outburst, Frustration, heated exchange, misunderstanding, mystic, negative emotions, perplexing behavior, perplexing situation, perplexity, puzzling situation, Quests, Realm, relationship issues, Tension

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	56074
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	2072
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF.

We got more diamonds than that chick has issues, like damn, she needs to chill.

Join us and you’ll be swimming in diamonds, like Scrooge McDuck but in pixel form.

Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a group therapy session but with creepers and zombies.

So come on, stop wasting time and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life.

NoobTVCharacter

annoying character, character analysis, disliked character, fictional character, hated character, insignificant character, irrelevant character, least favorite character, minor character, most useless character, NoobTVCharacter, pointless character, Television Show, TV character, TV series, TV show character, unimportant character, unnecessary character, useless character, worst character

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Buildings Constructed:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of being the most useless character in your favorite TV series? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can be the hero of your own story! Join us and show off your epic building skills, slay dragons, and become the ultimate Minecraft legend. No more being the sidekick, it’s your time to shine! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the star of your own adventure!

CraftyMexImportsCutting

China, Chinese imports, CraftyMexImportsCutting, Diplomatic, economic policy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, import reduction, international relations, mexico, mexico city, NAFTA, Politics, Sheinbaum, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump, united states

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	881	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we cut Chinese imports like Sheinbaum cutting ties with Trump! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride you don’t wanna miss! Build a taco stand with your friends and battle it out in epic duels with sombreros as your armor. Trust me, you’ll be yellin’ “Ay caramba!” all day long on this server. So what are you waitin’ for? Vamonos!