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KrautCraft Minecraft Server

activism, brutality, civil rights, democratic values, discrimination, freedom of speech, german girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Israel, KrautCraft, Minecraft, Oppression, police aggression, Police Brutality, police violence, political activism, protest, protest against Israel, protestor, Server, social justice, violence

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have German girls getting hit and beat down by police for protesting against Israel! That’s right, we take human rights and democratic values to a whole new level of chaos and hilarity. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous events and insane stories that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be this crazy? Join now and see for yourself!

BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

brain cells, BrainCellzGoneWild, California dreamin’, Career Growth, city life, creativity, cultural diversity, driven individuals, entrepreneurial spirit, high cost of living, Innovation Hub, intellectual giants, intelligent people, Minecraft, movers and shakers, networking, opportunity, san francisco, smp, startup ecosystem, tech industry, urban lifestyle, West Coast vibes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, it’s time to pack your bags and move to our server, where only the most intellectual giants reside. In our supercluster of brainiacs, you’ll find the most driven and intelligent players in the world.

Join us in San Francisco (not the real one, of course) and be part of a community where even the sheep have PhDs. Build epic structures with fellow geniuses, engage in intense debates about the best mining techniques, and participate in scholarly discussions about the most efficient ways to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Don’t waste your time with mediocre servers when you could be surrounded by the best of the best. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us in San Francisco, where the only limit is your IQ level.

GrieferGoneAWOL

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, GrieferGoneAWOL, Guilt, Infidelity, leaving without explanation, long distance relationships, Manipulation, marriage problems, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, self worth, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and revenge! Just like this player’s husband, you never know what kind of scandalous drama will unfold next.

Witness crazy plot twists, like finding out your in-game partner has been building secret bases with other players behind your back. Or maybe uncovering a scandal where someone stole all the diamonds from the communal chest.

Join now for a thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your pickaxe close.

Blocky Bed Bounce

Bed.., better than expected, blocky, bounce, Connection, discovery, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fulfillment, Intimacy, INTIMATE, new experiences, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, sex position, sexual exploration, Surprise, Surprising, unexpected

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where even the mop has a backstory!

application, backstory, balanced rules, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, Fantasy Nations, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, mop, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Farms Harvested:	239	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Animals Bred:	186	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Towns Built:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Janitor’s Closet SMP Overview:

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, events, and more. It aims to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.
The server is set in version 1.21 with a new world, offering opportunities for new players to join and build their ideas.
Some plugins on the server include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.
What can I expect from the server in terms of gameplay?	You can create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events, and more. Various quality of life plugins are also available.
Is there a Discord server for Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

83230502, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Star Shards Collected:	75
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as your wish is for more diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists along the way.

AmeliaCraft SMP – The Detective’s Den

adorable, Amelia Watson, AmeliaCraft, Anime, appreciation thread, Community, cute, Den, detective, DETECTIVES, dorky, Entertainment, FANART, funny, Gaming, hololive, Livestream, smp, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, wonderful detective

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Farms Harvested:	237
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of shenanigans.

Are you a fan of detective work? Well, you’re in luck because our resident detective, Amelia Watson, will be leading the charge in solving all the mysteries of our server. From missing diamonds to stolen cake, nothing gets past this Sherlock Holmes wannabe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that Amelia once found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head down there.

So come join us on this wacky journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this Minecraft SMP!

MijaCraft: Where’s My Title?

boyfriend’s family, Communication, Cultural differences, endearment, family dynamics, feelings, Insecurity, interracial relationship, Jealousy, language barrier, long term relationship, Mija, MijaCraft, misunderstandings, Nickname, outcast, potential daughter-in-law, relationships, Respect, Spanish, Title, Wheres, White

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and languages…except for when it comes to giving nicknames! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this player’s story about not being called “mija” by her boyfriend’s family.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out because you don’t speak fluent Spanish or because you haven’t shared a child with your in-game partner. But watch out, because jealousy, insecurity, and outcast vibes may still creep up on you when you least expect it!

Join us for a chance to explore the depths of family dynamics and respect issues, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a nickname like “mija” when you can carve out your own unique identity in our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, don’t be an ungrateful player like the OP in this story. Join our server today and show us what you’re made of! And remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyLifeBalance

balance, CraftyLifeBalance, emotional intelligence, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical activity, positive mindset, purpose, relationships, self-care, Social Connections, Stress Management, Time management, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	6420	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and bring some excitement into your virtual life!

Join our server and experience a world like no other, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun!

Looking for a balanced life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine for diamonds by day and party with villagers by night. Who needs therapy when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fulfilling Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob, in which case, good luck surviving the chaos!