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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 397 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Mines Excavated: | 3811 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 | Ores Mined: | 7855 |
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