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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6055 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
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Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP of all time, then come join us! Who needs a movie when you’ve got our server for non-stop entertainment? Get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, blockheads!
