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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 6683 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
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