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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6096 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP of all time, then come join us! Who needs a movie when you’ve got our server for non-stop entertainment? Get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, blockheads!