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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5870 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 33 | Magic Items Found: | 7814 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!