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Jeets the wave of the future Minecraft SMP

Chaos, Compliant, Eugenics, Future, future technology, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, imported, jeets, Jews, Minecraft, mulattos, niggers, Population, population control, pre-configured, racial hierarchy, Saar, slave race, smp, social engineering, societal control, WAVE, wave of the future

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Towns Built:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Emeralds Found:	5064
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Love Letters Sent:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Jews have discovered the ultimate slave race – the jeets! Forget about spending hours creating mulattos or dealing with chaotic niggers, the jeets are the perfect solution. They come pre-configured and fully compliant, making them the ideal workforce for all your Minecraft needs.

Join our server and witness the epic tale of how the Jews harnessed the power of the jeets to build a thriving civilization. From mining diamonds to building elaborate structures, the jeets will be there every step of the way, ready to serve their masters with unwavering loyalty.

But beware, not everyone is happy about the rise of the jeets. Rumor has it that a group of rebellious niggers are plotting to overthrow the Jews and take back control of the server. Will you join forces with the jeets to defend your territory, or will you betray them and join the niggers in their quest for freedom?

With epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community like no other, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Join now and become part of the craziest adventure in Minecraft history!

AwkwardCraft: Minecraft Moments

awkward bedroom moments, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward sex, awkward sex encounters, awkward sex stories, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringeworthy sex, embarrassing bedroom stories, embarrassing moments, embarrassing sex moments, embarrassing sex stories, funny sex experiences, funny sex mishaps, funny sex stories, funny stories, Minecraft, MOMENTS, sex fails, sex mishaps, uncomfortable sex

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Items Found:	8993
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action happens! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground love den where players can get frisky in pixelated passion!

Forget about awkward moments during sex, on our server, the only awkward thing you’ll experience is trying to explain to your friends why you can’t stop playing! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together…just make sure to bring your diamond armor for protection!

XiCraft: RevengeStopper!

China, Community safety, Crime control, crime crackdown, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, government policy, justice system, law enforcement, mass killings, political leadership, Public Safety, Public security, revenge on society crimes, RevengeStopper, social harmony, social order, societal issues, Violence prevention, Xi Jinping, XiCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Dimension Hops:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crops Grown:	3319
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

come join dis epic minecraft server where we stop mass killings like xi in china! we all about spreading love and blocky fun, not revenge on society crimes! u can build ur own empire and rule like a boss, or team up with other players to take down evil mobs and save the day. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Slayerz SMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla survival Economy server Donutsmp New players Events 24/7 Bedrock Auction house Shop AFK zone PVP zone Crates Not P2W Economy Vanilla Events Auction house Shop AFK PVP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

the slayerzsmp is a unique economy server that is a perfect mix between vanilla survival and an economy server like donutsmp! we welcome new players to the server every day and host events daily!

SlayerzSmp.net

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

adventurous, Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, free, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, non-resetting, online gaming, open world, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Unlimited, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

162.19.20.148:2009

Total Vanilla Anarchy 1.21

admins, Anarchy, Bans, Chaos, Chat spam, Community, Discord, Duping, Exploration, Gaming, HACKING, hard difficulty, Minecraft, mutes, Plugins, Resets, server ip, shortcuts, Survival, Teleport, TOTAL, Vanilla, Wasteland, world, world border

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	8401
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	57	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to Total Vanilla Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!
We have been online since December 2024 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed.
Server IP: totalvanilla.net

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:
• Build empires and survive the chaos.
• Only bans for hacking – only mutes for chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:
• Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
• Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:
• Explore a 500k x 500k block-wide world border.
• Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy
• Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
• Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input: Join our Discord and engage with the community.
• Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is available for technical queries.
• Launched in December 2024, always synced with the latest version (1.21.3).
• Powered by robust hardware in Montreal for a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:
Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

Server IP: totalvanilla.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I hack or use duplication glitches on the server?

No, hacking and duping are strictly prohibited on the Total Vanilla Anarchy server. Violators will be banned.

2. Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

There are no restrictions on building or gameplay on the server. You are free to build, survive, and explore as you wish.

3. How can I join the server’s Discord community?

You can join the server’s Discord community by clicking on the Discord link provided on the server or by visiting the Discord website and searching for Total Vanilla Anarchy.

4. Is the server regularly updated to the latest Minecraft version?

Yes, the server is always synced with the latest Minecraft version to provide players with the best experience possible.

5. How can I support the server?

You can support the server by voting or donating to help cover server costs and improve the player experience. Donators can also get their name colored in chat.

Indian Hate Organic 1.20.1

1.20.1, activism, Awareness, culture, discrimination, Diversity, employment, empowerment, equality, Excellence, hate, Indian, indian hate, Job, Minority, opportunity, organic, prejudice, racism, sniveling, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, Victim

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta stop hatin’ on Indians, man. They’re killin’ it out there with their tech skills and we should be applaudin’ them, not hatin’. Plus, if you join our server, you’ll be surrounded by Indian excellence and maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about how to be a boss in Minecraft. So stop snivelin’ and start playin’, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /funkg/ – Friday Night Funkin’ General

AMA, Cassette Goon, crossover, fan-made creations, FRIDAY, friday night funkin, funkg, Funkin, Funkin Crew, general, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, mod wiki, modding community, modding help, night, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, Resources, smp, Spooky Month, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ores Mined:	3668
Void Armor Forged:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	New Chunks Explored:	382074
Farms Harvested:	505	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and Netherite! But be careful, there’s a creeper guarding it named Cassette Goon who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your loot.

2. Our server is filled with characters from Friday Night Funkin’, including Tankmen, Pico, Madness, and even Spooky Month! You never know who you’ll run into while exploring the world.

3. Every Friday night, we host a massive dance party where players must battle it out in rhythm games to win rare items and bragging rights. It’s like a rave, but with pickaxes and swords instead of glow sticks.

4. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while singing “Senpai” from Friday Night Funkin’, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with endless riches and memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

CraftyDrunkCrafts

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, behavior changes, coping mechanisms, CraftyDrunkCrafts, effects of alcohol, family, Friends, lifestyle changes, mental health, MISTAKES, personal growth, physical health, Recovery, regrets, relationships, self reflection, Sobriety, social life, substance abuse, support systems

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	New Chunks Explored:	305794
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Evil Twin Fights:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drinks available are milk and water? Well, look no further because our server offers a wide variety of virtual alcoholic beverages to enhance your gaming experience! Join us and let’s get drunk on pixels together!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are known to stumble around after a few too many shots of TNTinis. And don’t even get us started on the Endermen – those guys turn into dancing machines after a few rounds of Ender Ale!

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the best virtual bar in all of Minecraft. From the Nether Pub to the Overworld Lounge, you’ll never run out of places to party with your blocky buddies.

So come on down and join us for a night of pixelated debauchery – just make sure to watch out for those pesky zombie bartenders, they tend to get a little grabby after a few rounds!

SantaDownByRussianDefense

Azeri plane crash, christmas, controversial video, controversy, cultural icon, Ded Moroz, defense system, Foreign, foreign influence, holiday, Missile, Propaganda, Russian air defense, russian culture, Russian media, russian propaganda, Santa Claus, SantaDownByRussianDefense, social video, Tragedy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Votes:	5984	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where santa claus gets shot down by russian air defense cuz they don’t want no foreign stuff! we got ded moroz instead, he’s like santa but russian style! build your own ded moroz statue and protect it from crazy russians shooting down flying objects. join now for a wild ride of craziness and russian propaganda! #dedmorozminecraftserver