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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 5169 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
Potions Brewed: | 198 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Just like your friend studying abroad in Japan, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server. From unexpected encounters with creepers to epic battles with other players, there’s never a dull moment.
And don’t worry about getting groped or molested on our server – that’s just a made-up problem from bad Minecraft fanfiction. Our community is all about having fun and supporting each other, so you can focus on building, exploring, and surviving without any creepy distractions.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends along the way (just hopefully not any creepers)!