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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8602 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.