CraftyCreeperz: Euro Edition

Alliance, ARMS, chief, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperz, Defense, defense spending, Diplomacy, Edition, EURO, Europe, funding, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military aid, nato, Rutte, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

lol so like, u know how NATO is all serious and stuff? well, our server is like the complete opposite! we got NATO chief Rutte running around saying Europe gonna pay for US arms for Ukraine but like, who cares about that when u can join our server and have a blast!

come join us and u can be part of the wackiest adventures ever! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground base where u can battle evil mobs and save the day!

plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that will follow u around and explode on command! so what u waiting for? join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorologist Mayhem

broadcasting, channel lineup, iowa, Iowa weather, local news, MAYHEM, meteorologist, Meteorologists, News, programming, staff changes, television, the weather channel, TV stations, weather coverage, weather experts, Weather forecast, weather forecasting, weather patterns, weather reports, weather technology, weather updates

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the weather is controlled by a team of highly trained meteorologists from iowa? well, now u can! forget about boring old sunny days or rainy nights, on this server, the weather is always unpredictable and crazy! one time, a tornado picked up a whole village and dropped it in the middle of a desert biome, talk about a wild ride! join now for the chance to experience weather like never before and maybe even get swept away in a hurricane of fun!

Epic Adventure Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Adventure, amazing, Astonishing, awe-inspiring, Awesome, Breathtaking, Cool, Epic, eXtraordinary, Fabulous, fantastic, Great, Impressive.., Incredible, Marvelous, Mind Blowing, Outstanding, Realm, remarkable, Sensational, SUPERB, wow

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	96	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

OMG, you have to join this Minecraft server because it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can ride pigs into battle against evil creepers and zombies!

The community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt, and the moderators are like super cool wizards who grant wishes and ban griefers with a flick of their wands.

You can build the most epic castles and pixel art masterpieces, and there’s even a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and spiders.

Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life – you won’t regret it!

WhoreBroBanterCraft

Boundaries, brother, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, emotional response, family, hurt feelings, joking, justified reaction, name-calling, past, past experiences, personal history, relationships, self worth, sibling rivalry, Siblings, whore, WhoreBroBanterCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to escape real-life family feuds like this one and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Our server is so wild, even your brother calling you a “whore” for having three past relationships will seem like child’s play. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your lack of serious relationships – in fact, we encourage it! Who has time for love when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs?

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the players themselves. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual relationship that lasts longer than 6 months!

CarlinCraft: Comedy & Creativity

CarlinCraft, comedian, comedy, comedy genius., comedy legend, controversial, counterculture, creativity, cultural critic, free speech, george carlin, humor, Iconoclast, influential, Irreverent, legend, legendary comedian, observational humor, Political satire, satire, social commentary, stand up, Thought-provoking

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Do you love George Carlin as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can build a shrine dedicated to the comedy legend himself! Join us for epic building contests where you can recreate George Carlin’s most iconic moments in block form. Plus, rumor has it that George Carlin’s ghost haunts our server, telling jokes and giving out diamond blocks to lucky players. So come join us for a laugh and a good time on our George Carlin-themed Minecraft server!

KurskKillerz Minecraft Server

Conflict, crime, diplomatic relations, Espionage, extradition, international news, investigation, Justice, Kim Jong-un, Kursk, KurskKillerz, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, murder, North Korea, Russian soldiers, sanctions, Server, suspects, violence, Vladimir Putin, wanted

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Animals Bred:	108
Ores Mined:	9345	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where three north koreans are on the run from the russian army! they are hiding out in our server, building secret bases and dodging bullets left and right. join them in their quest for survival and help them fend off the russian soldiers trying to take them down. it’s a wild ride full of danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world.

NATOpeacekeepersLOL

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military intervention, military presence, nato, NATOpeacekeepersLOL, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political disputes, russia, security concerns, territorial sovereignty, Ukraine, uncontrollable escalation

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1212
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject the idea of boring old peacekeepers and instead have uncontrollable escalation of fun and chaos! experience the thrill of building your own russian-inspired creations while battling it out with other players in intense pvp battles. beware, as the russian mobs are not to be underestimated and will keep you on your toes at all times. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

HearthCraft

Active Economy, Anti-Griefing, Auctions, backup strategy, Community, Economy, HearthCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Live Map, Marriage plugin, No Resets, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Random teleport, Resource worlds, smp, zero tolerance

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Dragons Tamed:	6

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. We aim to bring players together in a friendly and engaging environment. Explore more about HearthCraft here.

Features

Feature	Description
Never Reset	The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.
No Pay-to-Win	No paid perks that give players an advantage.
Resource Worlds	Resource worlds reset monthly.

Technical Details

Detail	Description
Server Backup	Backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy.
Server Machine	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X in Virginia.

Links

Website
Discord
Rules
IP: play.hearthcraft.net
Statistics

Pixel Kingdoms 1.20.3

1.20.3, 94222966, Kingdoms, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Hey bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise where you can build your dreams and escape from the harsh reality of adulting.

We got unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts, and flying pigs delivering you diamonds on a silver platter.

Not to mention, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt hut into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to techno music.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyVacay Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, Communication, consideration, CraftyVacay, Disappointment, exhaustion, family, guilt trip, in-laws, Manipulation, Minecraft, parenting, Planning, REST, Selfishness, Server, stress, structure, vacation

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	6795
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Votes:	7405
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Animals Bred:	69
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Magic Items Found:	5974
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a vacation from reality as we navigate the treacherous waters of in-laws and their ridiculous demands.

Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of everyday life? Look no further! Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like the drama between SIL and MIL on vacation. Will they ever learn to consider the needs of a child? Probably not, but at least you can laugh about it with your fellow players.

Embark on a journey of absurdity as you witness SIL’s attempts to guilt trip a 3-year-old into going on vacation without their parents. Who does that? Only on our server, where the drama never ends and the laughs keep coming.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of family vacation drama without actually having to deal with it in real life? Come join us for a wild ride of manipulation, guilt trips, and outrageous behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your in-laws might)!

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