Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Farms Harvested:	716
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

Noob

Adventure, building, Creative, Customization, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, Minigames, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Potions Brewed:	48
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Noob friendly latvian Minecraft server. Survival x Kingdoms (1.20.x-1.21.x) Other gamemodes soon…. (Info in our discord server) Events, Vote rewards, Skills, Custom Enchants, Custom World Generation and more. Join Now!

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NoCoords Legacy

Anarchy, Bigotry, boats, Bridges, Cheating, Doxxing, End crystal damage, exploiting, Harassment, Highways, Horses, Infrastructure, Legacy, Minecarts, modifiers, Nether roof void damage, Nocoords, paths, Phantom spawning, PVP styles, semi anarchy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchantments Applied:	178
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	149
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

NoCoords Legacy

IP Address: nclegacy.net

>>Community Discord<<

NoCoords Legacy is a No Cheat Anarchy server with modifications to emulate the nostalgic feeling of older versions of Minecraft. Elytra and Bed/Crystal damage are disabled, and various other changes have been made to encourage different playstyles.

Modifications:

Elytra are disabled.

Bed/Crystal damage is disabled.

Phantom spawning is disabled.

Nether roof void damage is enabled.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating.
No Exploiting.
No Bigotry.
No Doxxing/Harassment.

Hope to see you all there!

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, as it is an anarchy server, but we encourage players to build and create together.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply connect to nclegacy.net on Minecraft and start playing!

Ethereal Dreamlands 1.20.2

1.20.2, Blue, CrestFallen, dejected, Despair, despondent, disheartened, doleful, downcast, Dreamlands, emotional, Ethereal, Forlorn, gloomy, heartbroken, low-spirited, Melancholy, Miserable, Sadness, sorrowful, Unhappy, Upset, woeful

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo, bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, man. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, dude. Plus, the diamonds in this server are like, super sparkly and make you feel like a rich mofo.

And get this, the zombies here are actually really good dancers. Like, they bust out the moonwalk and the robot like nobody’s business. It’s like Thriller up in here, man. And the villagers? They throw the wildest parties, bro. It’s like a rave every night in their little huts.

Oh, and did I mention the llamas? They’re like, the coolest dudes ever. They’ll spit at you if you get too close, but it’s all in good fun. Plus, the llamas throw the best shade, man. They’re like the gossip queens of the server. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this Minecraft server, bro? It’s a total trip, man.

KrautCraft – Awaiting Approval

Approval, awaiting, defense cooperation, european security, foreign policy, German government, German military aid, German-Ukrainian relations, international relations, KrautCraft, military aid approval, military aid decision, military aid package, military aid proposal, military assistance, military equipment, military support, military training, new list, security assistance, Ukraine, ukraine conflict

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5427
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like they’re the german military trying to invade ukraine. we’re just waiting for approval on our new list of aid, which includes diamond swords and enchanted armor. join us and be part of the most intense battle for survival you’ve ever seen in a blocky world. trust us, you won’t regret it.

VanillaEvolved

bedrock, Community, crossplay, Game, Gaming, java, linux, Mac, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nintendo, ONLINE, PC, Play, PlayStation, Server, smp, Survival, Switch, VanillaEvolved, Xbox

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Potions Brewed:	53	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Votes:	4606

VanillaEvolved Minecraft Server

IP	us.vanillaevolved.net
Discord	Join our Discord
PMC	Planet Minecraft

Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps!

Seasonal maps reset every 6 months, while Noreset maps never reset. Players can switch between servers using the command /server seasonal or /server noreset.

Visit our website for an in-depth guide: VanillaEvolved Website

Why Choose Us?

We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with minimal additions
Java/bedrock cross-play
Cool in-game stats viewable on a website
Semi-anarchy gameplay
Friendly community
Unique in-game rank for completing every advancement
Freedom to play as you like within the rules

FAQs:

Q: How often do seasonal maps reset?

A: Seasonal maps reset every 6 months.

Q: Can I switch between seasonal and noreset maps?

A: Yes, you can switch between servers using the command /server seasonal or /server noreset.

Q: Are there specific rules to follow on the server?

A: While we encourage freedom in gameplay, players must adhere to our server rules to maintain a positive community environment.

Neuro Sama’s Hive 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, ai, AI learning, AI resources, AI understanding, chat entertainment, Clips, Educational, hive, LoRA, merch, Music, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, Samas, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s run by this crazy neural network called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018. But get this, she’s not just any AI, she’s a VTuber now! She sings, plays games, collabs with other VTubers, and goes on unhinged rants. Like, what more could you want in a server, right?

Plus, they got this subathon going on every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC). And they got all these links to their Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website. And don’t even get me started on the music and clips they got – it’s wild!

And if you’re into AI but don’t get it, they got educational stuff too. Like, how does Neuro-sama know what to say? And if you wanna learn more about AI, they got you covered. And they even have merch, bro!

So, like, join this server and welcome our new AI overlord. It’s gonna be a trip, man. Trust me.

NoDadAllowedCraft

abusive father, domestic abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family healing, Family issues, family reconciliation, family relationships, family separation, Family Support, Family Therapy, family trauma, father abandonment, father issues, father neglect, neglectful father, NoDadAllowedCraft, parental neglect

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Votes:	6769
Emeralds Found:	3428	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Crops Grown:	6007	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and medical debts? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the real-life craziness and build your dream world! Our server is a safe haven away from abusive fathers and neglectful family members.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual paradise. No need to worry about therapy bills or financial struggles here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, you won’t have to deal with any disabled family members moving in without your consent.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft?

ViceCraft SMP

craving, desire, favorite indulgence, forbidden fruit, forbidden pleasure, guilty delight, guilty pleasure, hedonism, indulgence, Obsession, personal vice, secret indulgence, self-destructive behavior, Sin, sinful pleasure, smp, temptation, unhealthy habit, vice, ViceCraft, Weakness

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Buildings Constructed:	43
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ores Mined:	2106	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy shenanigans and epic adventures. We have like, a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness.

And get this, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself visits our server at night and leaves behind rare enchanted items for us to find. It’s like a spooky ghost story come to life, but in Minecraft form. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to battle for our entertainment. It’s like a freaking fantasy novel, but with blocks and stuff.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Who can say no to free cake, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky Minecraft world!

InstaCrisisCraft

Authenticity, being single, content creators, Digital Media, empowerment, Entertainment, influencers, InstaCrisisCraft, instagram, Lifestyle, mental health, middle age crisis, personal growth, professionally done videos, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, social media, societal pressures, trends

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Are you tired of seeing all those perfect Instagram videos of people going through midlife crises and dealing with being single? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your own virtual paradise and forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs Instagram when you can join our server and create your own epic saga of overcoming midlife crises and finding love in the world of blocks and creepers? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

PastaCraft: Drone Drama!

Assassination, Conflict, Diplomatic, Drama, drone, drone attack, extradition, extradition treaty, global security, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Iranian, italy, Justice, Legal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, PastaCraft, soldiers, Surveillance, Terrorism, U.S

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures like the time we rode pigs off a cliff and survived with half a heart left!! we also have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and fight off evil mobs with our enchanted swords!! plus, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but don’t worry, he’s harmless (most of the time). so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!! you won’t regret it, unless you get blown up by bob, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

New Minecraft Servers 2025

mother and sister Minecraft Servers

Noob

NoCoords Legacy

NoCoords Legacy

Modifications:

Basic Rules:

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

Q: How can I join the server?

Ethereal Dreamlands 1.20.2

KrautCraft – Awaiting Approval

VanillaEvolved

VanillaEvolved Minecraft Server

Why Choose Us?

FAQs:

Q: How often do seasonal maps reset?

Q: Can I switch between seasonal and noreset maps?

Q: Are there specific rules to follow on the server?

Neuro Sama’s Hive 1.21.1

NoDadAllowedCraft

ViceCraft SMP

PastaCraft: Drone Drama!