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Par4Craft

challenge, Competition, Fun, Golf, Golfing, good thing, hobby, Improvement, leisure, low score, mindset, outdoor activity, Par4Craft, Positive, Practice, Recreation, Relaxing, skill-building, sports, Sub-par golf, Technique

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!

GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy

aging, biological age, college degree, education, epigenetics, family, family history, generational impact, genetics, GenStudyCraft, Grandparents, health, health outcomes, Hereditary, Inheritance, intergenerational wealth, Legacy, Longevity, research, social mobility, socioeconomic mobility, socioeconomic status

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	789499	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, your grandparents went to college and that means you’ll live FOREVER in the game! Like, seriously, the benefits of their fancy degrees will pass down to you and then to your grandkids, so you’ll be a Minecraft legend for generations to come! Plus, we have like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft superstar for all eternity!

GeodeCraft: Where we protect your blocks so well, they’ll think you’ve got ninja guards!

1.21, blocks, Crates, Custom Economy plugin, Custom Items, Economy, entity stacking, friendly environment, GeodeCraft, Grief Protection, Guards, Lag-free, Land Claims, minecraft server, ninja, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, Protect, Resource worlds, Safarinet, Server, smp, spawner stacking, Theyll, Youve

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8168
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ores Mined:	4836
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

GeodeCraft is a friendly semi-survival server that combines vanilla gameplay with an economy, player shops, custom items, and many quality of life features for an interesting gameplay experience. The server values player feedback and encourages discussions for improvements.

Our Mission:

Gameplay: We provide freedom for players to play how they wish while maintaining a stable economy and lag-free experience.
Community: We maintain a friendly environment with no tolerance for offensive behavior.
Updates: We add features and content while staying true to the original Minecraft mechanics.
Engagement: We value player feedback and encourage discussions for improvements.

Features:

Land Claims
Custom Crate Tools, Armor, and Items
Player Shops
Player Warps
McMMO
Safarinet
Resource Worlds
Custom Economy Plugin
Entity/Spawner/Items Stacking
And more!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level!

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use our Land Claims feature to protect your area.

Q: Are there special items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom crate tools, armor, and items for players to obtain.

Mom’s Minecraft Server

Black, black woman, discrimination, EUROS, gibs, Ill, INEQUALITY, lamb meat, migrants, Minecraft, moms, Mother, pic related, pipo, POVERTY, racism, Refugees, Server, spices, suffer, Support, Sympathy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about their families? Join our server where we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – spending all your diamonds on spices and lamb meat instead of helping your sick mother! Our community of black pipo will show you how to prioritize your priorities and have a good time doing it. So why waste your time on sympathy when you could be building a spice empire in Minecraft? Join us now and let the spice flow!

VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

“anime criticism”, 4chan, anime classics, Anime Community, anime culture, anime debates, Anime discussion, anime enthusiasts, anime fandom, anime fans, anime forums, anime memes, anime nostalgia, anime preferences, anime recommendations, Anime Series, internet culture, pic related, shonen fags, vintage anime, VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked by our resident troll, who has a penchant for turning everyone’s houses into giant toilets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.

And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.

GirlfriendAwayMinecraftServer

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Are you tired of dealing with messy situations like a house full of unruly dogs and piles of laundry? Well, on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds. No more cleaning up after virtual pets or worrying about coming home to a mess – unless, of course, you consider a creeper explosion a mess!

Join us and experience the thrill of walking three dogs at once, except these dogs won’t poop on your bed or chew up your furniture. Instead, they’ll accompany you on epic quests and help you battle monsters in the virtual realm. Who needs real-life stress when you can have virtual adventures with your trusty Minecraft canine companions?

So, if you’re ready to escape the chaos of everyday life and embark on a journey filled with laughter, fun, and blocky madness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget about all the real-life drama waiting for you back home.

WifeCraft: Inked & Linked

Aesthetic, AITAH, Arm, artist, Bratz, common practice, Features, GOTH, hurt, inked, linked, modern style, ONLINE, Pictures, pinup girl, response, so, tattoo, Upset, Wife, WifeCraft, WOMAN

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of boring old tattoos that actually look like your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with goth-looking Bratz-inspired pinup girls that definitely do not resemble your partner.

We promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, where tattoos are meant to be unique and edgy, just like our community. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the only rule is to never get a tattoo that looks like your SO?

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild with outrageous ink designs that will make your partner question their own tattoo choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next real-life tattoo that definitely won’t look like your loved one.

CraftyBlockz: Crafting unique experiences for gamers!

brand awareness, brand development, brand identity, brand management, brand strategy, branding, branding solutions, Business, Company, Crafting, CraftyBlockz, creativity, Customization, digital presence, Entrepreneurship, experiences, Gamers, innovation, Marketing, online identity, Personalization, products, Services, Unique, username

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1229	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Players Killed by Monsters:	2459
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and creepers tell the best jokes in town.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Join now and embark on wild adventures, build magnificent structures, and make friends with the most bizarre creatures you’ll ever meet. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Come on over to our server and let the madness begin!

F16RaidNLandMC

aerial combat, Air Force, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, european union, F-16s, F16RaidNLandMC, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military alliance, military intervention, Military operations, military support, nato, Netherlands, Russian territory, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got, like, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out their eyes and, like, talking sheep that give you quests to find magical diamonds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of giant spiders and battle evil zombies with, like, super cool weapons. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

and, like, the best part is, we have this crazy rule where you can use F-16 fighter jets to, like, bomb the crap out of other players’ bases. it’s, like, total chaos but in, like, a fun way, you know?

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server and, like, experience the madness for yourself. you won’t regret it, bro.

Plasmid-Proofed Minecraft Server

Bacteria, bacterial defense, Details, Development, editing, genetic engineering, genetics, genome, genome editing, innovation, Mechanism, Minecraft, Molecular biology, new tool, PlasmidProofed, plasmids, Platform, research, scientists, Server, step by step, strategy, Technology

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, battle against evil plasmids with bacterial defense strategies? well, u r in luck cuz our server has all dat and more!

imagine u and ur friends teaming up to fight off plasmids tryna take over the server. u gotta use ur wits and quick thinking to outsmart those sneaky little buggers. but dont worry, cuz we got ur back with all the tools and weapons u need to defeat them.

plus, our server is, liek, totally cutting-edge with the latest genome-editing technology. u can customize ur character in ways u never thought possible. wanna have wings and shoot fireballs out of ur hands? no problem, we got u covered.

so, what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epic battles begin! trust me, u wont regret it.