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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 8043 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 129 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
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