monthly witch’s almanac Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RespawnWishList

Activists, Actors, artists, athletes, Celebrities, famous personalities, Heroes, Historical figures, Icons, influential people, innovators, inspirations, Leaders, Legends, Musicians, politicians, pop culture icons, RespawnWishList, role models, scientists, Who do you wish was still alive, Writers

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Falling into the Void:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing alive is the occasional creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back all your favorite historical figures to life! That’s right, imagine building a castle with Julius Caesar or going on a mining adventure with Cleopatra. And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles you can have with Abraham Lincoln and Genghis Khan. Join us now and bring history back to life in the most hilarious way possible!

CraftyMonkey Minecraft Server

6 year old girl, Animals, assault, Attack prevention, Awareness, brave, children, CraftyMonkey, crime, foils, HEROIC, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, man, Minecraft, Monkey Attack, News, Protection, rape, Safety, Server, times of india

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Star Shards Collected:	280
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a land where monkeys rule the world! that’s right, monkeys everywhere! they will help u build and protect u from creepers!

one time, a man tried to rape a 6yo girl on our server, but don’t worry, the monkeys swooped in and saved the day! they threw bananas at him until he ran away crying like a lil baby!

so come join us on this wild adventure, where anything can happen and monkeys are your best friends! trust me, u won’t regret it!

BorderBreachersMC

airborne forces, airborne troops, border security, BorderBreachersMC, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military, military intervention, military operation, national defense, penetrate, political tensions, russia, Russian border, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Yo, dis server be like Ukrainian airborne forces straight up infiltratin’ the Russian border, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy adventure where you gotta sneak past enemy lines and build epic bases to protect yo loot. We got explosions, secret missions, and even a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon (not really, but it sounds cool, right?). So come on and join da fun, cuz dis server be lit AF!

Monogatari & Monster Minecraft Server

action, adaptation, Adventure, Anime, comedy, cult classic, Drama, Edition, FANTASY, Fiction, japanese, light novel, Minecraft, Monogatari, Monogatari Series, Monster, Mystery, Off & Monster, Popular, romance, Season, Server, Supernatural, We Love Snake

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner snake and slither our way to victory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is run by a group of highly trained snake charmers who have mastered the art of pixelated serpents. They will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their snake-like wisdom and cunning.

Secondly, our server is home to the legendary Snake Queen, who can summon a legion of deadly cobras to protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that dare to cross your path. Plus, she gives out free snake hugs to all new players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground snake lair where you can challenge other players to epic snake battles. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Snake Champion? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to embrace your inner snake and slither your way to glory! Remember, on our server, we don’t just love snakes – we ARE snakes!

””Easy Peasy Minecraft SMP”’

child’s play, cinch, EASY, Effortless, Minecraft, no difficulty, no hassle, no problem, no sweat, no trouble, not challenging, not complicated, not hard, Peasy, piece of cake, plain sailing, Simple, smooth sailing, smp, Snap, straightforward, uncomplicated, walk in the park

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. It’s that easy.

BlockBuddies SMP

aromatherapy, BlockBuddies, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, Emotional support, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, positive thinking, Relaxation, self compassion, self reflection, self-care, smp, stress relief, taking a walk, talking to a friend

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground roller coaster that only works when you’re having a bad day! Just hop on, scream your heart out, and watch all your worries disappear as you zoom through the caves at breakneck speeds. Plus, rumor has it that the roller coaster is haunted by a friendly ghost who will tell you jokes to cheer you up. So come join us and let the laughter and thrills wash away all your troubles!

Blocktopia: Mine Your Own Business

advice, blocktopia, Business, growth mindset., hindsight, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life journey, life lessons, life lessons learned, life reflections, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, wisdom

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mines Excavated:	3191	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Have you ever wished you could turn back time and give your past self some epic advice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we offer a time-traveling feature that allows you to go back and give yourself the best advice ever! Imagine telling your past self to invest in diamond blocks or to build a secret underground base filled with cake. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and commands an army of clucking soldiers. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off or a chicken jousting tournament. Who knows, you might even become the next heir to the throne!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with time-traveling shenanigans and poultry royalty. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Celeb Server

Before Sunrise, celeb, Celeb Thread, Celebrities, Conversations, Crafty, cult classic, Edition, ethan hawke, european cinema, film, Hollywood, indie film, Julie Delpy, love story, Movie, relationship, Rodrigo, romance, Server, sunrise, travel, vienna

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition is here to shake things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Rodrigo, a mysterious figure who only appears before sunrise. Legend has it that he can build entire cities in a single night and his creations are so epic that they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But be warned, getting in is no easy task. You must solve a series of riddles and defeat a dragon in a dance-off to gain access.

3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all corners of the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. You never know who you might run into while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

2000 years later and no answer Minecraft SMP

2000 years later, ancient puzzles, Ancient Riddles, Ancient Secrets, answer, historical conundrums, historical enigmas, Historical Mysteries, historical puzzles, historical queries, historical uncertainties, historical unknowns, Minecraft, No Answer, smp, unanswered history, unanswered inquiries, unanswered mysteries, unanswered questions, unresolved history, Years

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Animals Bred:	165	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic place to be! Picture this: 2000 years have passed since the server was created and no one has been able to solve the mystery of why there are giant chickens roaming the land. Some say they are the guardians of hidden treasure, while others believe they are just really lost turkeys. Join us on this wild adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind these feathered behemoths and maybe even tame one as a trusty steed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chicken-chasing shenanigans begin!

LandlordCraft Minecraft Server

cheques, college, Communication, dynamic, Financial, Friends, income, Inheritance, LANDLORD, LandlordCraft, mail, Minecraft, Mortgage, ownership, Portfolio, real estate, Rent, roommates, Secrets, Server, surnames, TAXES

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest real estate dreams! Imagine owning multiple houses and renting them out for extra income, just like our lucky player here. But wait, there’s a twist – you might have sneaky roommates who uncover your secret ownership and demand free rent! Will you be able to navigate the tricky real estate laws and crazy roommate drama? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate house-flipping adventure, complete with mail snooping and epic rent showdowns. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?