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BasedPoland Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Emeralds Found:	3937	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!

MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

cougars, MilfCraft, SMASH, smp, youd

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

ZillaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mines Excavated:	4161	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Items Found:	5336	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	4143	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Are you tired of dealing with family drama on your big day? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a drama-free wedding experience!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you build, mine, and explore in peace. No need to worry about inviting estranged half siblings or dealing with disapproving parents – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds!

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only family you need to worry about is your Minecraft villagers. Say goodbye to bridezilla moments and hello to endless fun on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after without the family drama!

NephewNaggin’PubScoldAITA

AUTHORITY, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Cultural, disagreement, discipline, escalation, family, intervention, nephew, NephewNagginPubScoldAITA, parenting, Public, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, vacation

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to unleash their inner disciplinarian! Are you tired of unruly kids throwing rocks near you at the lake? Join us and let out your frustrations by yelling at virtual children who misbehave. Our server is the perfect place to practice your parenting skills in a safe and pixelated environment.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the special power-up of child-locking all the doors in our virtual world, just like in real life! No more pesky kids opening car doors while you’re driving at high speeds – we’ve got you covered.

And if that’s not enough, we have exclusive hiking trails that only the most mischievous players can access. Test your limits and see if you can handle the extra 1-mile hike punishment for your in-game antics.

So why wait? Join our server now and show those virtual kids who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually condone throwing rocks at people, no matter how good your aim is. Let the virtual parenting begin!

BoomCraft: Survivors’ Revenge

atomic bomb, BOOMCRAFT, devastation, Hell, hiroshima, historical events, History, Humanity, Japan, long-term effects, Memory, nagasaki, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, Peace, Revenge, survivors, survivors stories, Tragedy, Trauma, War, world war II

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Votes:	1461
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Farms Harvested:	410	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of pure atomic bombs. That’s right, we’ve got an explosive paradise just waiting for you to join!

Our server is so lit, even Japan’s last survivors are like “Dang, that’s some next level stuff!” Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the thrill of blowing up everything in sight. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got atomic bombs, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, once you go atomic bomb hell, you can’t go back! Let’s blow stuff up together, baby!

VapeCrafters: Mindful Miners

addiction, coping mechanisms, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health challenges, mental health education, mental health effects, mental health recovery, mental health research., Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, mental health therapy, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindful, miners, nicotine, quitting smoking, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Void Gems Collected:	31	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

so like, u kno how vaping is all the rage now? well guess what, on our server, we have a whole vaping district where u can puff away to ur heart’s content. but watch out, cuz the mobs might get addicted too and start blowing smoke rings at u. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least ur mental health will be in tip-top shape from all the nicotine, right? come join us and see for urself!

Simple Survival MP

Claims, Connection, Creative, Cross-Play, dragon fight, Earth, east coast USA, Economy, End.., game mode, Moderators, PERMISSIONS, Plugins, PvE, PvP, rules, smp, Survival, Time Played, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Votes:	6905
Astral Projections Made:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	328
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Fresh new vanilla SMP world. Simple Quality of Life plugins enabled. Claims grow with time! Currently have a biweekly End opening to allow for fresh content and a new dragon fight.

Small player driven economy with permissions based off game-mode and time played!

Survival and Creative worlds.

Active moderators and simple rules.

Hosted on East Coast USA with solid connection.

simplesmp.hopto.org

CraftyVerse – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Our server is like no other, with a logo that will make your eyes pop out of your head in amazement.

Previously on our server, we had players battling it out in epic PvP matches, building the craziest structures you’ve ever seen, and taming dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest patch notes include adding new dimensions to explore, new mobs to fight, and even a mode where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken.

What is our server all about, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild, where you can team up with friends to take on epic quests, and where you can become the ultimate Minecraft master.

And did we mention the new characters we’ve added? From a ninja turtle with laser eyes to a unicorn riding a skateboard, our server has it all.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Join us now and let the madness begin!

SnowlessSMP – “I’ve never seen snow in Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	2517	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience snow for the first time in your virtual life! Our server is located in a magical land where it snows all year round, even in the middle of summer. Dive into our snowy wonderland and build snowmen, have epic snowball fights, and maybe even find a hidden ice castle filled with treasures. Who needs real snow when you can have a winter wonderland at your fingertips? Join now and let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

CraftyAlcoholBan Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of taking all the fall for your friends’ shenanigans? Do you want to avoid the risk of getting in trouble while still having a blast? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a virtual minecart!

Forget about the stress of being the responsible one in your group – on our server, the only thing you’ll be crashing is blocks! No need to worry about getting pulled over by virtual cops or dealing with virtual accidents. Plus, you can still have a wild time with your friends without any real-life consequences.

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs alcohol when you have the thrill of mining and crafting? Trust us, it’s a lot safer and a whole lot more fun!