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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7740 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
We promise that our server will never lie to you about spending all your resources at the carnival, and we definitely won’t blame you for attending your ex’s funeral. Plus, we have a special grief support group for players who have dealt with brain aneurysms (virtual ones, of course).
So come join us for a server experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks.